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pearl jam OR your mom

hitmanhitman Posts: 469
edited July 2009 in The Porch
ok, so a different thread title made me think of this.... what if aliens came down form the planet Ragnar and said you HAD to choose between them vaporizing your mom, or the entire band....

WHAT DO YOU DO??? Resistance is futile, by the way....
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  • brolocobroloco Posts: 1,237
    just say no.



















    to drugs.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    WTF?! Hahaha!

    Unfortunately the band. I mean, I do owe something to my mom for changing my shitty diapers and raising me and still helping me out even now days...

    Sorry PJ, I still love you :)
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  • TonykinTonykin Posts: 252
    Mom would understand!! :D
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  • PJFAN_seattlePJFAN_seattle Posts: 2,965
    sir, are you on drugs?
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  • smobeesmobee Valparaiso Indiana Posts: 178
    Here's one. Pearl Jam or Rent???

    Rent wins every time.
  • dave grolschdave grolsch Posts: 730
    your mom,no contest.
  • dreamweaverdreamweaver New York Posts: 722
    kill the aliens, or die.
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  • tcaporaletcaporale Posts: 1,577
    If I didn't go with my mom she'd probably haunt me for the rest of my life, so I'd have to choose her.
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    what's next? Eddie, Jeff, Stone: Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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  • Up Here In My TreeUp Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    I offer up my enemy...or my sister
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    You tell Pearl Jam to dress up as Kiss, and have them tell Santa to bring his crew too.

    Everyone know Aliens hate the sound of a screeching guitar!

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  • Cinnamon GirlCinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    I gotta save mom...sorry PJ.
    phungi wrote:
    what's next? Eddie, Jeff, Stone: Fuck, Marry, Kill?

    That`s too easy. ;)
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  • benjsbenjs Toronto, ON Posts: 9,223
    BH71937 wrote:
    ok, so a different thread title made me think of this.... what if aliens came down form the planet Ragnar and said you HAD to choose between them vaporizing your mom, or the entire band....

    WHAT DO YOU DO??? Resistance is futile, by the way....
    Everyone knows aliens from the planet Ragnar have a soft spot for Twinkies. Give them the Earth's supplies and tell them to go on their way. :mrgreen:
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