ONCE Translated English to Chinese to German back to English

CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited July 2009 in The Porch
ENJOY!


I admit it, what to say ... ... ah yes ...
I want to experience ... without pain ... ah ...
Backstreet lover on the side of the road
I bomb in my temple is Blast
I have 16 to measure buried in my clothes, I ...
I can understand their own past
Outside, long ago lost, could I have, ah yes ...

Oh, and try to imitate the mad ... outdoor, ah yes ...
I ... I have I done wrong?
Oh, Indian summer and I hate heat
St. Valentine's I have the passenger seat
I have my hand in my pocket in order to identify and carefully ... I pray ...
I can understand their own past
Outside, a long time ago have lost, I could us ah yes, ah yes ...

Do you think that I closed my eyes
But I come to find in your whole fuckin 'time ...

Outside, the former I can ah yes ...
Once upon a time, I could lose myself, ah yes, ah yes, ah yes ...
At once, I can love me, ah yes ...
I love you to, ah yes, ah yes, ah yes ...



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  • serpent boyserpent boy Virginia Beach Posts: 372
    Hahaha, 16 to measure buried in his clothes? I'm sure the 10C ladies would love that line.
    00: Va Beach, 03: Bristow, 04: Reading, 05: Atlantic City 2x
    06: Camden, Washington DC, 08: Va Beach, Washington DC
    09: Philly 2+3, 10: Bristow, 11: East Troy PJ20 1+2, 13: Baltimore, Charlottesville
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    CJMST3K wrote:
    ENJOY!


    I admit it, what to say ... ... ah yes ...
    I want to experience ... without pain ... ah ...
    Backstreet lover on the side of the road
    I bomb in my temple is Blast
    I have 16 to measure buried in my clothes, I ...
    I can understand their own past
    Outside, long ago lost, could I have, ah yes ...

    Oh, and try to imitate the mad ... outdoor, ah yes ...
    I ... I have I done wrong?
    Oh, Indian summer and I hate heat
    St. Valentine's I have the passenger seat
    I have my hand in my pocket in order to identify and carefully ... I pray ...
    I can understand their own past
    Outside, a long time ago have lost, I could us ah yes, ah yes ...

    Do you think that I closed my eyes
    But I come to find in your whole fuckin 'time ...

    Outside, the former I can ah yes ...
    Once upon a time, I could lose myself, ah yes, ah yes, ah yes ...
    At once, I can love me, ah yes ...
    I love you to, ah yes, ah yes, ah yes ...



    (play along at home!)
    http://translate.google.com/translate_t#submit
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: u rock!!!!!!!! 8-)8-)
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FrankieGFrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    lol cool idea
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  • greenmannygreenmanny Posts: 766
    I wonder how YL would translate. Ha! :lol:
  • billyruffbillyruff Posts: 538
    Nice ... I love fridays...

    How about a little Dirty Frank...

    Dirty Frank Dahmer he's a gourmet cook, yeah.
    I got a recipe for anglo-saxin soup, yeah.
    Wanted a pass. So she relaxed. Now the little groupie's getting chopped up in the back.
    I got a cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients
    A very careful at the same time quite expedient.
    Eats meat. A release.
    Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet.

    English to hungarian to philipino to english


    Dirty Frank Dahmer he was a gourmet cook, yeah.
    I have a recipe for the Anglo-Saxi soup, yes.
    Wanted to pass. So she relaxed. Now the small gay getting cut out of the back.
    A cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients
    A very gentle, but fast enough.
    Eat meat. The release.
    Bus driving the poor into your head than your feet.
  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,614
    I always say that there is something wrong ...
    I believe that the beginning of your program along ...

    The death of some forced to listen to the song ...
    We know tomorrow can not be reliable.

    We see from the house, your head ...
    All doors closed and destroyed a bed.
    Open sores unattended
    Let me say this only once

    Address this ... Wasted life ...
    I will come back.

    I forgot that ... Life lost ..
    I will come back.

    Tasting once ... Wasted life ...
    I will come back

    The world is waiting just up the stairs
    Do not leave it to the other.

    Is no longer there to find for ...
    Or you left behind?

    I always say I was too weak to be strong ...
    Is it difficult for any person to yourself only ...

    Why only channel swim for this now?
    Half way, why come back?

    The waves in the dark ... Tell me,
    Reason to stay?

    Are you warm with negative
    Yes, the energy and fun ...
    For this, however, I would like to play a sad song?

    Address this ... Wasted life ...
    I will come back.

    Also survived ... Wasted life ...
    I will come back.

    Tasting once ... Wasted life ...
    I will come back.

    Oh, I ... Deletion of wasted life ...
    I will come back.
    Turn this anger into
    Nuclear fission
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    btw - translating between different online translators may also yield more exciting results, as the programming differences may make the words even funnier. If using just the google translator, try to use extremely different languages, like Hebrew to Chinese, for increased humor.

    :D
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • Here's a Pearl Jam song translated English to Hebrew to Finnish to Hindi to German to English. Let's see if you can guess which one it is. (It's actually easy once you get to the second verse, but I DEFY anyone to name the song while looking at the first verse only!)

    This is an indication of the transparency, I do not have to lose
    How do I feel so tell me
    I believe that I have a lot of
    I would like there is only one ....


    All of this in my attic a stable
    Cold side my nerves
    For all the platitudes of the sea area
    Lengths, widths, is so absurd
    I just want someone to be
    I just want someone to be
    Who out there


    But I try to make a difference, did not
    The attempt to make a difference, I will stop
    I, for a difference, is no coincidence, is not to be


    Oooooh, the angels call ...
    6/3/06 East Rutherford
    6/23/06 Pittsburgh
    6/19/08 Camden
    6/20/08 Camden
    6/22/08 DC
    6/25/08 MSG
    8/4/08 EV NYC
    8/5/08 EV NYC
    8/7/08 EV Newark
  • Cinnamon GirlCinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    GONE - English to German to Arabic to English

    (this thread is genius)


    Not the heart of the morning
    No longer tired tonight
    American Dream
    I'm Skeptical

    If the gas in my tank
    Money in the bank seems to Egypt
    Gonna detonate at all times
    Take me one last ride

    The lighting of the city
    However, it looks good when accelerating
    M Gonna leave all behind me!
    Why this time

    Tobacco

    No longer
    This time, I leave everything goes
    Long
    Why this time I went

    In the extreme
    I tail - lights fade
    No one believes the witnesses
    But what will

    I feel that this issue
    And now the answers
    I will be
    Having made this town

    The lighting of the city
    They are all feeling
    M Gonna leave all behind me!
    Why this time

    Tobacco

    Already a long time
    This time, I leave everything goes
    Long
    Already been a long time, and I go to leave everything
    Why this time I went

    If everything was not something
    If there is something of everything, I wish to all of them
    If everything was not something
    If there is something of everything, have all

    I'm away
    05-10-06, 08-05-07, 06-14-08 , 08-12-08(EV), 06-11-09(EV), 06-12-09(EV), 08-21-09, 05-10-10, 09-11-11, 09-12-11, 07-16-13, 07-19-13, 10-12-13, 10-21-13, 10-22-13,
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    (this thread is genius)


    Hells yeah, even if I say so myself! :D I hope it stays alive!

    I was inspired by this News Radio segment I saw years ago, where station owner Jimmy James had his book, which was only published in Japanese translated back to English for US release:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZtdLra24E


    Tobacco

    I couldn't stop laughing that the chorus to "Gone" is now "Tobacco". :lol:
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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