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What if Burger King stopped selling Whoppers?

bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
edited July 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I hope you don't get these irate customers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqgr4UUqdNg


Or what if Popeye's ran out of chicken?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZHroTx ... re=channel


Or god forbid there'd ever be a gas shortage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7cgWEq7VBY
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    We'd have a lots less obese fuckers and a lot healthy world. :D

    Gee I started watching the 3rd clip and couldnt even understand a few of the people. There's some well spoken individuals in there
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    They'd probably lose a lot of business. It wouldn't make a big difference. It's fast food. You can still get the same junk at any other fast food restaurant.
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    That was some funny shit even if it was basically the same skit 3 times. I'm subscribing, thanks OP.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    They can stop making whoppers...they aren't as good as they used to be.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    libragirl wrote:
    They can stop making whoppers...they aren't as good as they used to be.

    burger king rocks.

    and mayo doesn't belong on burgers. doesn't belong on anything actually.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    singularity wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    They can stop making whoppers...they aren't as good as they used to be.

    burger king rocks.

    and mayo doesn't belong on burgers. doesn't belong on anything actually.

    It used to rock. It's funny because I really can't stand mayo but I lke it on burgers. I know it makes no sense. :P
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    singularity wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    They can stop making whoppers...they aren't as good as they used to be.

    burger king rocks.

    and mayo doesn't belong on burgers. doesn't belong on anything actually.
    +1 on the Mayo thing...bleeh
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,357
    i have not had a whopper in years....damn it....i think i want one now...
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i have not had a whopper in years....damn it....i think i want one now...

    You're not missing anything,they aren't what they used to be. :P
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,357
    libragirl wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i have not had a whopper in years....damn it....i think i want one now...

    You're not missing anything,they aren't what they used to be. :P


    they still look pretty good though.
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  • Evacuation RulesEvacuation Rules Posts: 2,162
    libragirl wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i have not had a whopper in years....damn it....i think i want one now...

    You're not missing anything,they aren't what they used to be. :P

    They taste exactly the same as they did 20 years ago.
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    The whopper is the only burger I can ever have without cheese.

    just thought Id put that out there.......
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    They sure as fuck wouldn't be the Burger King anymore.
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  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    mmmmmm , nothin like a whopper at 3am after the stripclub..
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Evacuation Rules wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i have not had a whopper in years....damn it....i think i want one now...

    You're not missing anything,they aren't what they used to be. :P

    They taste exactly the same as they did 20 years ago.

    Nope, not to me they don't.
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  • purple_chick79purple_chick79 Posts: 570
    That would suck some major balls of that were to happen. Nothing has changed in the way they make them for at least 15 years.

    They can also be ordered with out mayo.
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