Elizabeth Banks Dreaming...

Steve Dunne · July 2009

I was in full dream mode this morning...in the shower with Elizabeth Banks...man my life was good...

and then the wife violently shook my shoulder trying to wake me up to ask for help with our sick 3 year old.

I swear, I woke up in a cold sweat panting like a freakin' dog. And yes, morning wood to boot.

E Banks is just hawt in my book.

Anyone want to try and interpret this?

Cinnamon Girl · July 2009

Steve Dunne wrote:

Anyone want to try and interpret this?

Okay...I'll try to interpret..........

You're a man. (that was easy!)

decides2dream · July 2009

what's to interpret? :?
you think she's hot, therefore thoughts of her make you horny. pretty straight forward, no?
and idk about men, but it is said that women fantasize about sex a LOT more when they are not getting enough out in reality. food for thought.

Steve Dunne · July 2009

decides2dream wrote:

what's to interpret? :?
you think she's hot, therefore thoughts of her make you horny. pretty straight forward, no?
and idk about men, but it is said that women fantasize about sex a LOT more when they are not getting enough out in reality. food for thought.

oh i know it's straightforward, i was just pissed i was awoken under such circumstances.

my boy is the best, but he could've waited until his dad was finished in the shower!

JonnyPistachio · July 2009

Cinnamon Girl wrote:

Steve Dunne wrote:

Anyone want to try and interpret this?

Okay...I'll try to interpret..........

You're a man. (that was easy!)

that's exactly what i was thinking.

ledvedderman · July 2009

Steve Dunne wrote:

I was in full dream mode this morning...in the shower with Elizabeth Banks...man my life was good...

and then the wife violently shook my shoulder trying to wake me up to ask for help with our sick 3 year old.

I swear, I woke up in a cold sweat panting like a freakin' dog. And yes, morning wood to boot.

E Banks is just hawt in my book.

Anyone want to try and interpret this?

I'd kill for that dream. Elizabeth Banks is tied with Scarlett for #1 on my list. Then again, I never remember dreams...so damn

decides2dream · July 2009

Steve Dunne wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

what's to interpret? :?
you think she's hot, therefore thoughts of her make you horny. pretty straight forward, no?
and idk about men, but it is said that women fantasize about sex a LOT more when they are not getting enough out in reality. food for thought.

oh i know it's straightforward, i was just pissed i was awoken under such circumstances.

my boy is the best, but he could've waited until his dad was finished in the shower!

i understand the frustration.

however, you did request 'interpretations'.....thus my response.

polaris_x · July 2009

here is a clinical interpretation:

your dream of ms. banks is connected to your socially constructed viewpoint of gender and celebrity. evolved over years of tabloid journalism and the significant under-funding of the education system - it has been subconsciously implanted that there really is three things a man truly desires in their lives: 1. make out with celebrity 2. win major sporting event and 3. beat up 18 hard-ass criminals single-handedly while saving a schoolbus of women and children from certain death. these desires over time occupy approximately 28% of all male thought patterns (awake or in sleep) from the ages of 10 to 78 and ultimately is responsible for the coining of the phrase:

*in your dreams*

Steve Dunne · July 2009

polaris_x wrote:

here is a clinical interpretation:

your dream of ms. banks is connected to your socially constructed viewpoint of gender and celebrity. evolved over years of tabloid journalism and the significant under-funding of the education system - it has been subconsciously implanted that there really is three things a man truly desires in their lives: 1. make out with celebrity 2. win major sporting event and 3. beat up 18 hard-ass criminals single-handedly while saving a schoolbus of women and children from certain death. these desires over time occupy approximately 28% of all male thought patterns (awake or in sleep) from the ages of 10 to 78 and ultimately is responsible for the coining of the phrase:

*in your dreams*

:shock:

a curiously entertaining interpretation! thanks! with any luck i'll be dreaming about this again tonight!

decides2dream · July 2009

polaris_x wrote:

here is a clinical interpretation:

your dream of ms. banks is connected to your socially constructed viewpoint of gender and celebrity. evolved over years of tabloid journalism and the significant under-funding of the education system - it has been subconsciously implanted that there really is three things a man truly desires in their lives: 1. make out with celebrity 2. win major sporting event and 3. beat up 18 hard-ass criminals single-handedly while saving a schoolbus of women and children from certain death. these desires over time occupy approximately 28% of all male thought patterns (awake or in sleep) from the ages of 10 to 78 and ultimately is responsible for the coining of the phrase:

*in your dreams*

only 28%?! :?

given that it is said we spend a third of our life in slumber...plus add in all the waking fantasies....and i put that figure closer to 43%.

polaris_x · July 2009

decides2dream wrote:

only 28%?! :?
given that it is said we spend a third of our life in slumber...plus add in all the waking fantasies....and i put that figure closer to 43%.

28% for the 3 desires mentioned above ... additional percentages include:

8%: Food related
18%: Sex with co-worker, yoga teacher, etc
5%: Get rich schemes, early retirement

decides2dream · July 2009

polaris_x wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

only 28%?! :?
given that it is said we spend a third of our life in slumber...plus add in all the waking fantasies....and i put that figure closer to 43%.

28% for the 3 desires mentioned above ... additional percentages include:

8%: Food related
18%: Sex with co-worker, yoga teacher, etc
5%: Get rich schemes, early retirement

well alrighty then, when you add in the further breakdowns, it all makes sense.

Indifference71 · July 2009

Steve Dunne wrote:

I was in full dream mode this morning...in the shower with Elizabeth Banks...man my life was good...

and then the wife violently shook my shoulder trying to wake me up to ask for help with our sick 3 year old.

I swear, I woke up in a cold sweat panting like a freakin' dog. And yes, morning wood to boot.

E Banks is just hawt in my book.

Anyone want to try and interpret this?

In the shower with Elizabeth Banks. Doesn't get much better than that.