Miserablism

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
The man in the string vest barked at his dog, watching its jowls manufacture chewy glue around a squeaky ball.
“Cur, that squeak is a symbol of asinine, repetitious drudgery and I shall put it in a poem
Along with assorted references to the beans on toast I had for dinner, and again for breakfast every day since at least yesterday afternoon

And I will create a dirge of such utter, profound miserablism that will sound out one minor chord for ever and ever like a death knell in the graveyard where all the bones have been stolen,
Stolen by a cur.”

The dog nodded assent, dropped the ball of goo into the man's beans on toast,
Pawed a fatal tear in his vest,
and sauntered away to bugger next door’s cat.
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  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    my stupid beagle bitch uses a strap on to bugger my neighbor

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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