greatest night ever..not really

megatron

so i was hanging out last night watching the game. i kept getting text from my idiot best friend.

10:30- met a chick...likes me

1:00- uhoh we're heading home

5:11 am- im in seminole county i think her name is tracy if i'm found dead

i just got off the phone with him and here's what happens

he meets this chick at a bar downtown. they hit it off, get hammered end up in a cab and back at her place like 40 mins away.
they have some more drinks and go into the bedroom. things get goin, won't go into details, sex is being had.
so he's in bed doin his thing(oh this is too good)another dude gets in the bed..naked!
turns out its her husband. her fantasy was to have a threesome with 2 dudes so she went downtown to find some schmo to pick up..oohhh im dyin trying to type this

anyways. my bud says i need to think this over. grabs his shit, goes downstairs and makes a cocktail and bolts..calls a cab

just really think of being in bed with someone, a stranger no less, and another naked form appears. that's beyond rattling..
favorite story of the year. love my friends

Wilds

yahamita

Maybe that will teach him to stop picking up sleezy chicks at a bar..Hope he had protection!

megatron

yahamita wrote:

Maybe that will teach him to stop picking up sleezy chicks at a bar..Hope he had protection!

i was expecting that response. and im sure he'll learn his lesson. but prob not.
i give the guy a pass. laid off. nothing goin for him. hot chick. why not?

oh and he left his script glasses at their house

yahamita

MEGATRON wrote:

yahamita wrote:

Maybe that will teach him to stop picking up sleezy chicks at a bar..Hope he had protection!

i was expecting that response. and im sure he'll learn his lesson. but prob not.
i give the guy a pass. laid off. nothing goin for him. hot chick. why not?

oh and he left his script glasses at their house

there are too many young people with STD's out there. Years ago it wouldn't be such a big deal to me, but today's young gals, well...

mrvedderson

lol, im not so sure thats how the story really ended, lol

norm

he made a cocktail before leaving?

jlew24asu

norm wrote:

he made a cocktail before leaving?

I thought that was the best part too.

soulsinging

Your friend's a wuss. But then, it''s been so long since I had a hot chick come onto me outta nowhere that I'd be just fine finger-cuffing her and strangers or odd set ups be damned!

Drowned Out

mrvedderson wrote:

lol, im not so sure thats how the story really ended, lol

I was thinking the same thing...
I'm thinking your friend told you his best 'i'm sooooo not gay' version of the story.
My bet - he knew about the husband and chickened out at the last minute.

WaveCameCrashin

absolutley classic ,Man we gota hang in atlanta.

megatron

norm wrote:

he made a cocktail before leaving?

absolutely..commerative cup

soulsinging wrote:

Your friend's a wuss. But then, it''s been so long since I had a hot chick come onto me outta nowhere that I'd be just fine finger-cuffing her and strangers or odd set ups be damned!

not everybody likes sword fights

Drowned Out wrote:

mrvedderson wrote:

lol, im not so sure thats how the story really ended, lol

I was thinking the same thing...
I'm thinking your friend told you his best 'i'm sooooo not gay' version of the story.
My bet - he knew about the husband and chickened out at the last minute.

yes we've all given him this response

megatron

prfctlefts wrote:

absolutley classic ,Man we gota hang in atlanta.

atlanta will be epic

dcfaithful

jlew24asu wrote:

norm wrote:

he made a cocktail before leaving?

I thought that was the best part too.

Hell, just for the set-up she did to him, he should've made a sandwich for the cab ride home.

My question is...where the hell was the hsuband hiding out at? :?

soulsinging

MEGATRON wrote:

soulsinging wrote:

Your friend's a wuss. But then, it''s been so long since I had a hot chick come onto me outta nowhere that I'd be just fine finger-cuffing her and strangers or odd set ups be damned!

not everybody likes sword fights

Never seen Chasing Amy eh?

catefrances

soulsinging wrote:

MEGATRON wrote:

soulsinging wrote:

Your friend's a wuss. But then, it''s been so long since I had a hot chick come onto me outta nowhere that I'd be just fine finger-cuffing her and strangers or odd set ups be damned!

not everybody likes sword fights

Never seen Chasing Amy eh?

i have... and if joey lauren adams kept her mouth shut id do her for sure.

slightofjeff

True love is hard to find.

Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.