Dennis Leary: My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually.
Dennis: What are you?
Otter: I'm an otter.
Dennis: And what do you do?
Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.
Dennis: You're free to go. And what are you?
Cow: I'm a cow.
Denis: Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!
Cow: But I'm an animal.
Dennis: You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!
Cow: I'm an animal, I have rights!
Dennis: (pointing at leather jacket) Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!
Dennis Leary: My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. ... ... ... ...
I just bought the Dennis Leary collection (2 DVDs) .. Lock N Load and No Cure for Cancer were worth every penny.
"You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
Dennis Leary: My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. ... ... ... ...
I just bought the Dennis Leary collection (2 DVDs) .. Lock N Load and No Cure for Cancer were worth every penny.
I must have watched No Cure For Cancer a million times in my early 20's, I know it damn near verbatim...as evidenced here, I can find reference to it in just about any topic. Not such a big fan of Lock n Load tho. Big letdown, imo....although by then, it had been pointed out to me that elements of Leary's schtick, and even bits of NCFC were eerily similar to Bill Hicks (by soulsinging - was my intro to Hicks, so years overdue thanks to you ).... and I'd watched a lot of Bill Hicks by the time I finally saw Lock n Load....my opinion of that act may have been influenced by that realization....
NCFC still has some great moments tho.
edit: oops, sorry Chiqs....back to your otter discussion
that thing IS pretty frickin cute
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Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Dennis: What are you?
Otter: I'm an otter.
Dennis: And what do you do?
Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.
Dennis: You're free to go. And what are you?
Cow: I'm a cow.
Denis: Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!
Cow: But I'm an animal.
Dennis: You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!
Cow: I'm an animal, I have rights!
Dennis: (pointing at leather jacket) Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!
The little guy looks like he's having a cheerful word with whoever is nearby!
after you cook them like a lobster.
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*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
I just bought the Dennis Leary collection (2 DVDs) .. Lock N Load and No Cure for Cancer were worth every penny.
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
I really want to pet him!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
NCFC still has some great moments tho.
edit: oops, sorry Chiqs....back to your otter discussion
that thing IS pretty frickin cute
My first thought was, 'why is LT holding a bottle??'
I honestly think that LaDanian Tomlinson kind of looks like an otter. No?
you people are awful wanting to eat the poor baby otter!