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do you like the way your farts smell?
The Juggler
Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,359
well, do you?
it's a simple question.
it's a simple question.
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The Juggler
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9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
Only when I give dutch ovens.
that or after a big ol' greazy burger with onions, cheese and lots of ketchup. somehow it smells like mcdonald's when it comes out the other end. oh, the sweet smell of butt cheese and onion.
As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!!
Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...
I'll just quote Fat Bastard for this one:
"Everybody likes their own brand."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Haha, the timeless art of love and farts. She gives me the dutch oven, I give her a buttercup.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Stop it! If I keep reading this stuff I'm gunna laugh louder than the pillows can muffle and quite possibly wake people up!
I won't tell anybody my most embarrassing farting experience, all I will say was that hubby was inspecting the southern counties when a light breeze occured :oops:
LOL ! That's what ya call a mustache mover !!
"You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
if i Listen NO CODE-BACKSPACER ..smells like someone die
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
haha you're a pillow biter!
it is dully noted.
but every now and then there is one that makes me say
"man, I should see a doctor about that"
How's your bird?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
i just farted on its face.
Jeags, depending on what you ate that could qualify for animal cruelty.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
It's ok, he'd only had eaten seeds, dried fruit and a worm
Well one does prefer biting on something more fleshy
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80924508/
hahaha, now that's rich.
edit: I'm still laughing out loud like three minutes later over this because now I could hear Eddie singing the thread title in my head and it's hilarious.
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A full day later and I'm still laughing over this.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com