do you like the way your farts smell?

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,594
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
well, do you?

it's a simple question.
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  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Depends on what I ate.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    does it inspire?




    Only when I give dutch ovens.
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    Considering it's the gas equivalent of a turd - no. I don't think I've ever smelled one and thought hey, that'd make a nice car scent.
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    heck yes. especially after a good drunk of beer, shots, and liquor.

    that or after a big ol' greazy burger with onions, cheese and lots of ketchup. somehow it smells like mcdonald's when it comes out the other end. oh, the sweet smell of butt cheese and onion.
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  • flywallyfly
    flywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Mine smell like a field of roses.....sometimes on a particularly good day they smell like Christmas morning.
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    queefs smell like tulips
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    What the hell kind of question is this?......

    I'll just quote Fat Bastard for this one:

    "Everybody likes their own brand." 8-)
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    he still stands wrote:
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Haha, the timeless art of love and farts. She gives me the dutch oven, I give her a buttercup. :)
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    he still stands wrote:
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Stop it! If I keep reading this stuff I'm gunna laugh louder than the pillows can muffle and quite possibly wake people up! ;) .....
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?

    :lol: dew!!

    I won't tell anybody my most embarrassing farting experience, all I will say was that hubby was inspecting the southern counties when a light breeze occured :oops:
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  • flywallyfly
    flywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Claireack wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Mine smell like a spring morning, with a gentle frosting of dew.
    dew or doo?

    :lol: dew!!

    I won't tell anybody my most embarrassing farting experience, all I will say was that hubby was inspecting the southern counties when a light breeze occured :oops:

    LOL ! That's what ya call a mustache mover !!
  • mookiemoochie16
    mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    does it inspire?


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    depence..if i listen TEN-V.S-BINAURAL,they smell like DKNY Perfume
    if i Listen NO CODE-BACKSPACER ..smells like someone die
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  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    he still stands wrote:
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    quite possibly because it is 2am and I haven't slept yet but.....hehehehehe you fellas are funny :lol:

    As for the question...... don't you know girls don't fart!! :D

    Au contrair, bonjour. my ex farted on my head once. I miss her...

    Stop it! If I keep reading this stuff I'm gunna laugh louder than the pillows can muffle and quite possibly wake people up! ;) .....

    haha you're a pillow biter! ;)
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    thank you for your feedback.

    it is dully noted.
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,120
    most of the time

    but every now and then there is one that makes me say

    "man, I should see a doctor about that"

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