dipshits...

12345AGNST1 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

I went to apply at a restaurant, went in and they handed me an application. I asked if I could lean on a menu to fill it out.... the girl behind the desk hands me a paper take out menu. :roll:


what dipshit things have you encountered from people?

yesterday i stopped at a gas station to pick up a pack of cigarettes...the second i walked in there is a man SCREAMING and YELLING at the poor kid behind the counter because he didnt have change for $100 bill....the kid is saying "its 8:00am...i havent had any customers yet.....my boss hasnt showed up yet....im sorry i cant break a $100 bill"

the customer just keeps on screaming and yelling "what kind of business are you running??? I need to get my gas!!!!!! how can you not have change????" and i mean he is SCREAMING!!!!

in the meantime kathy has an uneasy look on her face.....because she knows damn well that i cant leave this situation without saying something....heheheh

i look at the guy who is screaming and say....."im sure there are 2,000 other gas stations in the city of chicago......why dont you shut the fuck up and go find one of them"

the kid behind the counter just started laughing his ass off.....hehehehehe

the other guy never said a word.....

a true KODAK MOMENT........

HAHAHA I wish I had the balls to be that blunt sometimes.

OK so I work at Quiznos. (sad I know) so I got a few stories. Some of them are just about complete assholes, dumbasses, and one of them just makes me look like an idiot.

1. Recenty, there was a customer who ordered a turney ranch and swiss and after it was made he came out to me with the sandwich opened up claiming there wasn't any cheese on it. I take the sandwich, look at it for about one second and handed it back to him saying there is cheese on it. He says "that doesn't look like cheese to me" So I reply back "clearly youve never seen cheese before"

2. Another time, around the same time as the last incident, a guy walked in while I was cleaning the floors. Immediately he tells me to change my gloves and wash my hands. I could tell right from the start he was a dip shit, so I purposely ignored him and just asked him what sandwich he would like. He then told me again to wash my hands, so I just went and did it. THEN I make his sandwich and when it is finally done and he pays for it, he quickly opens it and says "what the hell is this?, theres no meat on it!" So one of my co-workers tells him its spread out evenly. He says "are you kidding me? I can go to subway and get alot more meat on this!" So the co-worker says "its not a big deal sir" and he goes "It IS a big deal, this is MY money and I want more meat than this crap"

3. Awhile ago, and old lady (old people suck) orders a sandwich and I ask her if she wants everything on it, she tells me yes, so i continue to put the stuff on it. As Im putting on yellow onions she quickly stops me and says "what is that?" I go "yellow onions" she says "It says sauteed onions, those are raw". I tell her " there not sauteed, the menu just says that to make the food seem better than it is". Little did I know at the time, we WERE suposed to sautee them, we just never did cuz no one cared. HAHA

4. Most recently, There is this bitch that comes in and orders a tuna everyday. She looks like a typical early 30 year old woman that clearly has been single her whole life and hates the world. So one day she was ordering her tuna and I go to wrap her sandwich. My co worker gets in front of me and says she doesnt want me making her sandwich. So when everything was over I go up to my co worker and ask what the hell was that about? She tells me I look like I dont care when I make sandwiches, so she doesnt want me making her food, oh and I also recently found out that she said my hair is too long and it looks unprofessional. Whats funny is, I look like I dont care to her only, just because I can tell shes a bitch. Im fine to anyone else.

I'm sorry but your a fucking LOSER LOW LIFE if a minor thing on your fast food sandwich bothers you enough to make a fuss about it. Anyone who complains to that extent over a sandwich, or anything cheap and quick, needs to get a life. You know what I do when someone messes up on my order? I eat the damn thing, who gives a shit?