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pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
With Nicole and Keith naming their daughter Sunday Rose (Sunday Roast) What are some funny names you have heard of?

My great Auntie had A Doctor called Dr. Death and my grandfather had a doctor called Dr goodenough.

There is a New Zealand footballer called Francis Meli (pronounced France is smelly)

Surely there are some good ones out there that we can have a chuckle at their expense....
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    shareshare Posts: 551
    Heywood Jablome. all time favorite.

    Went to school with Mike Hunt.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    pjfan31 wrote:
    With Nicole and Keith naming their daughter Sunday Rose (Sunday Roast) What are some funny names you have heard of?

    My great Auntie had A Doctor called Dr. Death and my grandfather had a doctor called Dr goodenough.

    There is a New Zealand footballer called Francis Meli (pronounced France is smelly)

    Surely there are some good ones out there that we can have a chuckle at their expense....
    Hahaha... never thought of the Sunday roast thing... although Sunday was born on a Monday apparently :D

    what about Shiloh Pitt (pile o'shit) :D

    I know a girl called Annette Curtain :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    My friends dad was named Richard Head :D

    I've worked with some funny ones over the years. Dick Burns, Anita Tooel, & Bob Boner.
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    orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    knew a Richard Wiener in high school. he had a younger sister named Sandy.

    yes .... Sandy Wiener.
    Jam out with your clam out.
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    stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Im a technical advisor and some of the customer's names i and some of my other friends in similar job roles we have to deal with are pretty funny, or at least i think they are. (Hope none of the ones i list are anyone on here!)

    List of funny names ive come accross recently.

    Sarah Zahoor
    Ima Bint
    Veronica Doubledee
    Hadley Skudmore
    Angel Delight
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
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    BlackCorduroyBlackCorduroy Posts: 1,374
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
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    bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    I once met a Dr. Dick Cocks...

    ...he is a gynecologyst.


    That's one doctor I'm not sending my wife to.
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    mole1985mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    Engleburt Humpadink :)
    Dublin 2006
    Katowice 2007
    London 2007
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    bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    mole1985 wrote:
    Engleburt Humpadink :)

    That sounds like some character from the Harry Potter series... only kinkier.
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    jeffwmartinjeffwmartin Posts: 71
    There is/was a podiatrist in Nashville named Dr. Foote.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    My husband had 2 students (sisters) named Sparkle and Special... I kid you not!!!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,491
    stu gee wrote:
    Hadley Skudmore
    I thought that was a pretty typical Scottish (Scotch?) name. :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,219
    There is a dentist named Dr. Payne.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    There is a lady with the surname cockburn but she pronounces it Co-burn...

    And also when I worked in a super market, there was old lady that's name on her credit card was... Wait for it.... Mary Christmas...... No joke, what an unfortunate name to marry into if your name was Mary.
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
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    Dylan StoneDylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    My name is Linda and my sister was going to name my niece...who is my god daughter... Anna Melinda.

    aka Animal Linda

    She didn't see that that would not be like all super cool...."It doesn't sound like Animal Linda!!"

    :D

    She turned up Melissa Jayne after all. :)
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    Dylan StoneDylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    I also know a guy named Sandy Butt.

    What the hell were his parents thinking... or smoking? :)
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    My name is Linda and my sister was going to name my niece...who is my god daughter... Anna Melinda.

    aka Animal Linda

    She didn't see that that would not be like all super cool...."It doesn't sound like Animal Linda!!"

    :D

    She turned up Melissa Jayne after all. :)

    Haha, i like that one.

    My old man was at a conference, There was a lady speaking whose surname was boobie, and the lady after that's surname was titums. My Dad was giggling like a school girl. And he was the one of the hot shots at this conference. Not a good look for him.
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    jeffwmartin wrote:
    There is/was a podiatrist in Nashville named Dr. Foote.

    nashville? i'm in nashville. i think i've heard of this doctor.
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    when i worked at wal-mart, we had a Halloween contest of some kind. anyway the winner's last name was Please. so the announcement was very interesting....'Will Melissa Please, please come to the Garden Center....will Melissa Please, please come to the Garden Center....please.'

    i think the lady making the announcement was thrown by it so she kept making the silliest mistakes. :p
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    gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    mole1985 wrote:
    Engleburt Humpadink :)

    Humperdink! Ah! Humperdink! Ah! Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink!

    [skip ahead to 3:30]
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=HAVRxdrFXmM&feature=related

    Ah I love that movie, I've got to watch it soon. :D

    So, to stay on topic, the race car driver-

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle
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    HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    The Zappa offspring:
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    Thread closed.
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    zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    bitch ... theres a funny name
    impatience is a gift ........
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    illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Hinny wrote:
    Moon Unit

    awww there's my matchbox twenty reference for the day
    wah
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    illegal_pants wrote:
    awww there's my matchbox twenty reference for the day

    What's the Puke icon again? ;)
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    illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    South of Seattle wrote:
    What's the Puke icon again? ;)

    sorry Ricky, i'll have to report you now
    wah
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,238
    share wrote:
    Heywood Jablome. all time favorite.

    Went to school with Mike Hunt.
    Don't forget Mike's younger brother York Hunt, and their cousin Philip Mike Hunt.
    And some of the other kids on their little league team:
    Craven Moorehead
    Phil McCracken
    Jack Meoff
    Chip B. VonToast
    Amanda Hugankiss
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    Poncier wrote:
    Don't forget Mike's younger brother York Hunt, and their cousin Philip Mike Hunt.
    And some of the other kids on their little league team:
    Craven Moorehead
    Phil McCracken
    Jack Meoff
    Chip B. VonToast
    Amanda Hugankiss

    Don't forget about Hugh Jasse
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,238
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Don't forget about Hugh Jasse
    He's the catcher...they always make the fat kid the catcher on little league teams.
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    i don't want to give anybody's full name but how about these last names (i work with a database)-

    Poot
    Poop
    Butt
    Pooker
    Kuntz....i'm sure it's pronounced Koontz, but still it looks bad :o
    Kuntzman

    and i'll probably find more throughout the day
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
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