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Hi, I am a pissed off Pearl Jam fan:

zootownzootown Posts: 666
edited May 2009 in The Porch
Gee- I have lots of disposable income and/or no real job and/or no responsibilities and it is my LIFE to see as many Pearl Jam shows as possible, preferably from the first 10 rows of any venue. So, I am really pissed off today because 10c (who does not book ANYTHING for Pearl Jam), wont release the dates/locations so I can make thousands of dollars in purchases on hotel reservations, plane tickets, rental cars, and other Pearl Jam memorabilia and pronounce myself the world's biggest Pearl Jam fan on this very message board- then I can have sex with Eddie, and learn guitar from Mike and Stone and get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe I can even be IN the band someday- wouldnt that be RAD! Anyway, 10c really sucks, and if things don't change soon, I am going to stop listening to Pearl Jam and that will really show them how I feel!!!!


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I hold the pain, release me!
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    not for me?not for me? Posts: 501
    Can I be your partner in Jammy goodness? :D
    Nathan
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    zootownzootown Posts: 666
    Can I be your partner in Jammy goodness? :D


    Oh, hell yeah, isn't it what all the cool kids are doing these days?
    I hold the pain, release me!
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    PearlJamPatriotPearlJamPatriot Posts: 2,426
    Fucking stupid thread.
    Pearl Jam Shows: 1998 - 9/11 New York, NY (MSG night 2); 9/13 Hartford, CT || 2000 - 8/24 Wantagh, NY (Jones Beach 2); 8/27 Saratoga Springs; 8/29 Mansfield, MA (night 1); 8/30 Mansfield, MA (night 2) || 2003 - 4/29 Albany, NY; 5/3 State College, PA; 7/2 Mansfield (night 1); 7/6 Camden, NJ (night 2); 7/8 New York, NY (MSG night 1) || 2004 - 9/28 Boston, MA (night 1); 9/29 Boston, MA (night 2) || 2005 - 10/3 Philadelphia, PA || 2006 - 5/12 Albany, NY; 5/13 Hartford, CT; 5/24 Boston, MA (night 1); 5/25 Boston, MA (night 2); 5/27 Camden, NJ (night 1); 5/28 Camden, NJ (night 2)|| 2008 - 6/19 Camden, NJ (night 1); 6/24 New York, NY (MSG night 1); 6/25 New York, NY (MSG night 2); 6/27 Hartford, CT; 6/28 Mansfield, MA (night 1); 6/30 Mansfield, MA (night 2); 7/1 New York, NY (Beacon Theater)|| 2009 - 9/21 Seattle, WA (night 1); 9/22 Seattle, WA (night 2); 10/27 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 1); 10/28 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 2); 10/30 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 3); 10/31 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 4)|| 2010 - 5/15 Hartford, CT; 5/17 Boston, MA; 5/20 New York, NY (MSG night 1); 5/21 New York, NY (MSG night 2)|| 2011 - 9/3 East Troy, WI (PJ20); 9/4 East Troy, WI (PJ20) || 2012 - 9/2 Philadelphia, PA, 9/30 Missoula, MT || 2013 - 7/19 Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), 10/12 Buffalo, NY, 10/15 Worcester, MA (night 1), 10/16 Worcester, MA (night 2), 10/18 Brooklyn, NY (night 1), 10/19 Brooklyn, NY (night 2), 10/25 Hartford, CT || 2014 - 10/22 Denver, CO || 2015 -  9/26 New York, NY (Global Citizen Festival) || 2016 - 5/1 New York, NY (night 1), 5/2 New York, NY (night 2), 8/5 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 1), 8/7 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 2) || 2018 - 9/2 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 1) || 2020 - 3/30 New York, NY
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    hopethatuchokehopethatuchoke Posts: 2,930
    Hahahaha
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    Fucking stupid thread.

    i agree. i'm only spending hundreds...not thousands...lol.
    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
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    MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,611
    so your saying all Jeff can bring to the table is a drinking buddy?

    and whats up with Boom?
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    In My DreamsIn My Dreams Posts: 299
    zootown wrote:
    Gee- I have lots of disposable income and/or no real job and/or no responsibilities and it is my LIFE to see as many Pearl Jam shows as possible, preferably from the first 10 rows of any venue. So, I am really pissed off today because 10c (who does not book ANYTHING for Pearl Jam), wont release the dates/locations so I can make thousands of dollars in purchases on hotel reservations, plane tickets, rental cars, and other Pearl Jam memorabilia and pronounce myself the world's biggest Pearl Jam fan on this very message board- then I can have sex with Eddie, and learn guitar from Mike and Stone and get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe I can even be IN the band someday- wouldnt that be RAD! Anyway, 10c really sucks, and if things don't change soon, I am going to stop listening to Pearl Jam and that will really show them how I feel!!!!


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    Deep breath, it wil be ok. :D
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    loveatreeloveatree in my tree Posts: 142
    gee- just be happy you have lots of disposable income...
    2006 LA/ SF/ Mountain View. 2009 LA/ SF. 2013 LA/ Oakland/ Seattle. 2014 Denver

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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    I miss the days when the board was free and had less idiot 10c fans posting useless shit like this thread
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    zootownzootown Posts: 666
    loveatree wrote:
    gee- just be happy you have lots of disposable income...


    You do understand my original post was just a bit on the sarcastic side right? It was my venting about all the complainers that were dominating the board when the dates were announced for Chi and Tor-believe me I would be psyched to have any "disposable income"....
    I hold the pain, release me!
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    DeiaDeia Posts: 1
    I couldn't agree more. Some people seem to feel this sense of entitlement, how dare this band not do everything exactly the way they think they should. If they'll let their life/job/finances/love lives revolve around the band, the least the band can do is call them up and ask to be their friends. Why not just go to the show and worry about nothing but having a good time and maybe making some friends in the process. I have been everywhere from front row to back not seeing much of anything and I enjoyed them all the same. And I don't need to wait in line for a whole day so I can maybe get Eddie's attention and a tambourine so I can feel special. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
    zootown wrote:
    loveatree wrote:
    gee- just be happy you have lots of disposable income...


    You do understand my original post was just a bit on the sarcastic side right? It was my venting about all the complainers that were dominating the board when the dates were announced for Chi and Tor-believe me I would be psyched to have any "disposable income"....
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    loveatreeloveatree in my tree Posts: 142
    zootown wrote:
    loveatree wrote:
    gee- just be happy you have lots of disposable income...


    You do understand my original post was just a bit on the sarcastic side right? It was my venting about all the complainers that were dominating the board when the dates were announced for Chi and Tor-believe me I would be psyched to have any "disposable income"....
    sorry i didn't get the sarcasm...duh...I'm really slow...sorry about that
    2006 LA/ SF/ Mountain View. 2009 LA/ SF. 2013 LA/ Oakland/ Seattle. 2014 Denver

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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Deia wrote:
    I couldn't agree more. Some people seem to feel this sense of entitlement, how dare this band not do everything exactly the way they think they should. If they'll let their life/job/finances/love lives revolve around the band, the least the band can do is call them up and ask to be their friends. Why not just go to the show and worry about nothing but having a good time and maybe making some friends in the process. I have been everywhere from front row to back not seeing much of anything and I enjoyed them all the same. And I don't need to wait in line for a whole day so I can maybe get Eddie's attention and a tambourine so I can feel special. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.


    one of the best first posts ever!
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    GTFLYGIRLGTFLYGIRL NewYork Posts: 720
    zootown wrote:
    get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe

    EXACTLY

    i've only gotten drunk with and Stone and Dave A ... I need to do some drinking with Jeff....

    I'll make it happen! It would just be so much easier if I had a few extra days to plan my drinking binges ahead of time!
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    zootown wrote:
    get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe

    EXACTLY

    i've only gotten drunk with and Stone and Dave A ... I need to do some drinking with Jeff....

    I'll make it happen! It would just be so much easier if I had a few extra days to plan my drinking binges ahead of time!
    show off
    :D
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    ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    zootown wrote:
    get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe

    EXACTLY

    i've only gotten drunk with and Stone and Dave A ... I need to do some drinking with Jeff....

    I'll make it happen! It would just be so much easier if I had a few extra days to plan my drinking binges ahead of time!

    you drink???..... I'm disappointed.... ;)
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    GTFLYGIRLGTFLYGIRL NewYork Posts: 720
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    zootown wrote:
    get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe

    EXACTLY

    i've only gotten drunk with and Stone and Dave A ... I need to do some drinking with Jeff....

    I'll make it happen! It would just be so much easier if I had a few extra days to plan my drinking binges ahead of time!

    you drink???..... I'm disappointed.... ;)


    only with rock stars.... like you for instance... ROCKSTAR!
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    BeerBaronBeerBaron Toronto-ish Posts: 4,089
    Fucking stupid thread.
    + 1
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    GTFLYGIRLGTFLYGIRL NewYork Posts: 720
    BeerBaron wrote:
    + 1


    agreed... ha

    so... i hear you should have yourself a pretty SWEET seat for Toronto!

    Lucky you... and your ticket share is definitely cool. You should have a great time!

    JEALOUS!
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    bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    zootown wrote:
    Gee- I have lots of disposable income and/or no real job and/or no responsibilities and it is my LIFE to see as many Pearl Jam shows as possible, preferably from the first 10 rows of any venue. So, I am really pissed off today because 10c (who does not book ANYTHING for Pearl Jam), wont release the dates/locations so I can make thousands of dollars in purchases on hotel reservations, plane tickets, rental cars, and other Pearl Jam memorabilia and pronounce myself the world's biggest Pearl Jam fan on this very message board- then I can have sex with Eddie, and learn guitar from Mike and Stone and get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe I can even be IN the band someday- wouldnt that be RAD! Anyway, 10c really sucks, and if things don't change soon, I am going to stop listening to Pearl Jam and that will really show them how I feel!!!!


    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    :lol:
    Love this post!
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    58823005882300 Posts: 813
    I feel happy to be anywhere in the building.
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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,219
    Deia wrote:
    I couldn't agree more. Some people seem to feel this sense of entitlement, how dare this band not do everything exactly the way they think they should. If they'll let their life/job/finances/love lives revolve around the band, the least the band can do is call them up and ask to be their friends. Why not just go to the show and worry about nothing but having a good time and maybe making some friends in the process. I have been everywhere from front row to back not seeing much of anything and I enjoyed them all the same. And I don't need to wait in line for a whole day so I can maybe get Eddie's attention and a tambourine so I can feel special. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
    ...
    "Why not just go to the show and worry about nothing but having a good time and maybe making some friends in the process. "
    That's some pretty good advice, there. Maybe you should take a little of your own advice and quit worrying about what other people do. For all you know, they ARE having a good time and making friends in the process.
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    Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,199
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    zootown wrote:
    get drunk with Jeff, oooooooboy, maybe

    EXACTLY

    i've only gotten drunk with and Stone and Dave A ... I need to do some drinking with Jeff....

    I'll make it happen! It would just be so much easier if I had a few extra days to plan my drinking binges ahead of time!


    Wait wait wait wait wait.......you drink with rockstars???


    I think I love you! ;):lol::mrgreen:
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Deia wrote:
    And I don't need to wait in line for a whole day so I can maybe get Eddie's attention and a tambourine so I can feel special. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
    Jealousy's really not an attractive trait to have 8-)

    :D
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Cosmo wrote:
    "Why not just go to the show and worry about nothing but having a good time and maybe making some friends in the process. "
    That's some pretty good advice, there. Maybe you should take a little of your own advice and quit worrying about what other people do. For all you know, they ARE having a good time and making friends in the process.
    well said! I've made some wonderful friends from queuing for hours... and I only do it if I'm gonna enjoy it. It wasn't a sense of entitlement that made me sleep on the street in Copenhagen! If I go to the pub beforehand, I'll get drunk and then probably remember nothing about a wonderful concert. I'd rather have a couple of beers in the queue and be fully psyched for the gig.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,757
    metsfan wrote:
    I miss the days when the board was free and had less idiot 10c fans posting useless shit like this thread

    I miss the days when obvious sarcasm didn't fly over everybody's heads ...
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
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