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jorgemsjorgems Posts: 276
edited December 2007 in The Porch
do they still actually exist?, has PJ ever had them hanging around? do they actually get to TOUR with he band????
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    wescaddle16wescaddle16 Posts: 106
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...
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    justamjustam Posts: 21,394
    wescaddle16 wrote:
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...

    LOL!
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    wescaddle16wescaddle16 Posts: 106
    And furthermore us groupies prefer to be called by the more politically correct name "Band Aids"...
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jorgems wrote:
    do they still actually exist?, has PJ ever had them hanging around? do they actually get to TOUR with he band????

    Well yes, but only Boom is allowed to sleep with them and he's only into anal. They also call him the Big Kahuana for a reason. Have fun with that...
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    GardenpartyGardenparty Posts: 1,908
    They may not be called groupies any more but I'm sure there are chicks out there that would sleep with you if you were the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

    Unless of course you lack basic life skills.

    I bet Nickleback and Kid Rock have groupies
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    patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    wescaddle16 wrote:
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...


    Ok I had a shitty day at work today. But your post made me laugh so hard just now. :D Thanks
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    wescaddle16 wrote:
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...


    hahahahaaa bwauhahahahahahaaaa!!!!

    is that why he looks like he is flinching sometimes??

    hahahahahaa thanks. that was totally worth reading this thread.
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    SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    jorgems wrote:
    do they still actually exist?, has PJ ever had them hanging around? do they actually get to TOUR with he band????

    have u been watching Almost Famous???!!! :D haha the boys dont seem like the groupie type if u ask me.




    and whats wrong with Kid Rock having groupies?! :eek:
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    fluttergirliefluttergirlie Posts: 217
    wescaddle16 wrote:
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...

    This actually made me LOL for real! :D
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    SOLAT8SOLAT8 Posts: 39
    wescaddle16 wrote:
    Yes they certainly exist, me being one of them...I am a 29 year old male who constantly throws jockstraps by the dozen at Mr Gossard, yet he continues to snub me...


    LOL. thank you for the much-needed laugh!! that was HILARIOUS!
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