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Wobbie's Baby Sitting Service

Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
edited February 2016 in All Encompassing Trip
It has come to our attention Rob is a master babysitter. He is open for most weekends as long as you don't mind coming home to all your beer gone and a grumpy old man teaching your kids how to use a chainsaw. If you would like to book his service please post here. Please also note Child Protective Services may be monitoring this thread.
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Rob
Seattle
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,609
    Well, at least you know he won't leave the house if you drop them off thanks to the ankle bracelet.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Yet another reason we don't have children.

    (the ankle bracelet comment was funny)

    (sorry, Master Babysitter Rob!)
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,826
    hedonist said:

    Yet another reason we don't have children.

    (the ankle bracelet comment was funny)

    (sorry, Master Babysitter Rob!)

    You don't have children so that Rob can't babysit them? Wow, now that's planning ahead.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    OK, reason to be thankful we don't have them...

    ...we'd be the kind of parents to hire him.
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,826
    He works for beer.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    He has the kids re-set the "pins" (aka empty beer bottles) for beer bottle bowling.
    ELITIST FUK
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,826
    Taking the empties in teaches money management and the importance of recycling.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,609
    It's aweful quiet Wobby, are the kids still alive? Wobby? Are you passed out?
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    Do you think Wobbie will watch my dogs for the weekend if I give him a 6 pack of root beer?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    Night 1 seems to have been a success....we gave the kids some junk food and sugary drinks; they fetched me a few beers and now Codie (not me) is tucking them in. Codie also handled showertime. It's good I am not the primary sitter.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    Did said sugary drinks contain caffeine ?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    not sure.....strawberry limeade and a juice box. I'll say no.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,735
    Hey Rob are you willing to babysit a slightly middle aged drunk girl or is that outside your wheel house?
    Anything you lose from being honest
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    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,609
    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    northerndragon said:

    Hey Rob are you willing to babysit a slightly middle aged drunk girl or is that outside your wheel house?

    totally in my wheel house.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.

    Does this breakfast include waffles?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,735
    Woohoo, both Rob and Faxxxi are babysitting me and there's waffles involved....wait that sounds wrong...
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    northerndragon said:

    Woohoo, both Rob and Faxxxi are babysitting me and there's waffles involved....wait that sounds wrong...

    Shhhh...I'm confirming if waffles are included or not. My agreement depends on the answer to this.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Just beware the "syrup".
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    No syrup, only whipped cream...from the can. Whip-it...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    RKCNDY said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.

    Does this breakfast include waffles?
    funny you should ask.....waffles ARE on the morning menu.....and bacon. the kids' mother is jewish and they only get "real" bacon with Uncle Rob.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Halifax2TheMax said:

    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.

    Does this breakfast include waffles?
    funny you should ask.....waffles ARE on the morning menu.....and bacon. the kids' mother is jewish and they only get "real" bacon with Uncle Rob.
    Are you babysitting BD's kids?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    giving kids turkey bacon is just cruel.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    "wow Wobbie, what kind of bacon is this, it tastes so good!"

    Turkey bacon should be abolished.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    those kids know.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    Rob, what's your thought on where this baby is sitting....

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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    oftenreading said:

    Taking the empties in teaches money management and the importance of recycling.

    Exactly, that's why I'm on my way to Mormonville. I have a case of root beer. I'll slow Dow to about 5 mph and Pint and Shot will hop out. Have fun at Uncle Wobby's kids
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    Empty Glass said:

    oftenreading said:

    Taking the empties in teaches money management and the importance of recycling.

    Exactly, that's why I'm on my way to Mormonville. I have a case of root beer. I'll slow Dow to about 5 mph and Pint and Shot will hop out. Have fun at Uncle Wobby's kids
    Tuck and roll, kids...tuck and roll.
    ELITIST FUK
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Did wobbie torture the kids with bad music last night. 70's singer songwriters?
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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    yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    you guys are cray cray

    lol
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