lame-o ebay ads for instruments

exhausted
exhausted Posts: 6,638
edited December 2003 in Musicians and Gearheads
these will be all pretty self-explanatory.

exhibit A: http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2579122942&category=2384
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  • Flizank
    Flizank Posts: 59
    rofl
    PresiWAH of the Evenflow Fan Club
    Don't need a hand, there's always arms attached.
    Don't get behind I can't fall back.
    Why must we trust all these rusted rails?
    They don't want no change. We already have.
  • uninnocent
    uninnocent Posts: 1,565
    oh my god, it's the guitar i've always wanted.
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    Hey, kid, wanna buy a bridge?
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • pariah
    pariah Posts: 596
    It's a damn shame they stopped producing those beautiful perfect condition authentic gibson cherry red electric guitars. Thank god we have riderfloribunda to help us out here for a mere 10.000 pounds.
    "Until you realize the importance of the banana king, you will know absolutely nothing about the human-interest things of the world."
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    exhibit B: http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2580214886&category=33035

    fine effort on the auction title.
    and an ass-ugly guitar to boot.
  • pariah
    pariah Posts: 596
    JESUS CHRIST!!

    Even a Twisted Sister cover band would not want to touch that piece of raped wood!
    "Until you realize the importance of the banana king, you will know absolutely nothing about the human-interest things of the world."
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    That was made by BC Rich in 1967?

    Was there even a BC Rich company in 1967?
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    first bc rich electric was made in 68.
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    Yeah....

    That looks like an 80's hair-metal guitar anyways.
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    it doesn't even look like a guitar. period.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    exhibit C: http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2579420161&category=41416

    $1000US for an 808. frickin' ridiculous.
  • Pacomc79
    Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    Originally posted by exhausted
    exhibit C: http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2579420161&category=41416

    $1000US for an 808. frickin' ridiculous.

    you can buy a perfect exact Keeley copy with the same damn chip for $160 bucks. You are a fucking moron if you spend a grand on an 808 collector or not.
    My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    That one smells fake... can't put a finger on it, but it smells fake...
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    exhibit D:http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2365953533&category=22669

    $160US for a fucking footswitch.
  • Pacomc79
    Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    Originally posted by exhausted
    exhibit D:http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2365953533&category=22669

    $160US for a fucking footswitch.

    you could make that for like $15 bucks
    My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    Originally posted by Pacomc79
    you could make that for like $15 bucks

    Sad thing is, I need one of those for the tremelo on the "Nothing beats a" Vibro Champ.
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    I can't believe that 808 actually has 16 bids!
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • Pacomc79
    Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    Originally posted by mccreadyisgod
    Sad thing is, I need one of those for the tremelo on the "Nothing beats a" Vibro Champ.


    http://www.pharoahamps.com Matt will make you one cheap. He builds stock footswitches for super champs too.
    My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.
  • mccreadyisgod
    mccreadyisgod Bumfuq, MT Posts: 6,395
    Originally posted by Pacomc79
    http://www.pharoahamps.com Matt will make you one cheap. He builds stock footswitches for super champs too.

    I could probably just get a simple footswitch and splice an RCA on the end, instead of the typical 1/4". But thanks...
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.

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