The Pizza Thread

CROJAM95 · August 22

was there a pizza expert school i wasnt aware of? The stuff you read, my God

Opinions this strong need to be backed by full family lineage to the old country with direct ties to the Masters over there...otherwise there is a reason restaurants have OPTIONS

Funny Funny

Ill post a chicken slice later, ill tell them to put a thigh with a bone still in it......to be a lil more manly

tempo_n_groove · August 22

CROJAM95 said:

was there a pizza expert school i wasnt aware of? The stuff you read, my God

Opinions this strong need to be backed by full family lineage to the old country with direct ties to the Masters over there...otherwise there is a reason restaurants have OPTIONS

Funny Funny

Ill post a chicken slice later, ill tell them to put a thigh with a bone still in it......to be a lil more manly

The pizza we eat today is nothing like what they ate in Naples. It evolved quite nicely.

I love busting balls about pizza and tacos, lol!

tempo_n_groove · August 22

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best.

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza.

Pizza it's more than this..

NY style pizza is cheese, dough, sauce. Maybe a topping.
But that is it.

No cream.
No buffalo chicken.
No broccoli rabe.

Cheese.
Dough.
Sauce.

Only kids here eating just cheese and sauce..

Because you don't know any better... I forgive u. Come hang out w me at the kids table and try some slices.

CROJAM95 · August 22

Or Italians from BOOOOOOOOOOKLYN OR STATEN islandddd, ask em to say a sentence in Italian, fake ass accents like I guess the not real Pizza, everyone of those hardcore accents are FUGAZI...yes there is an authentic accent in those burrooghs, for the record Italians from Italy laugh at NY Italians who use stolen Valor by Heritage

im in a good mood, I promise.....Just opinions like other

Get_Right · August 22

For better or worse, pizza loaded with non-traditional toppings sell. My kids love pizza with BBQ chicken, penne vodka, chicken cutlets, buffalo chicken, bacon ranch, etc. I could maybe do fried eggplant, but that is about it. I did like some of the Two Boots pizzas, especially the Tony Clifton, and I do like hot honey on a pepperoni pie. I do not eat a ton of pizza, but when I do, it is either a grandma pie or a simple mushroom and onion. What is crazy is that a large pie with two toppings at our local spot is $27.

CROJAM95 · August 22

If you want to get “ technical” Neapolitan isn’t real pizza

only personal
12”
Wood fored

thats it

do I critique Neapolitan… no, it’s good… but It ain’t authentic for these so called purists

and Fish… next time someone mansplains to me how to cook it… you are more than welcome to come 150 miles out with me, you will be givin a job and if you barf you can swim home

“ experts” 🤣🤣

23scidoo · August 22

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best.

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza.

Pizza it's more than this..

NY style pizza is cheese, dough, sauce. Maybe a topping.
But that is it.

No cream.
No buffalo chicken.
No broccoli rabe.

Cheese.
Dough.
Sauce.

Only kids here eating just cheese and sauce..

Because you don't know any better... I forgive u. Come hang out w me at the kids table and try some slices.

I could suggest the same to you..

tempo_n_groove · August 22

CROJAM95 said:

If you want to get “ technical” Neapolitan isn’t real pizza

only personal
12”
Wood fored

thats it

do I critique Neapolitan… no, it’s good… but It ain’t authentic for these so called purists

and Fish… next time someone mansplains to me how to cook it… you are more than welcome to come 150 miles out with me, you will be givin a job and if you barf you can swim home

“ experts” 🤣🤣

Thats why I said it evolved quite nicely!.

Ive only cooked fish w lemon and butter.. I do like it raw though.

tempo_n_groove · August 22

CROJAM95 said:

Or Italians from BOOOOOOOOOOKLYN OR STATEN islandddd, ask em to say a sentence in Italian, fake ass accents like I guess the not real Pizza, everyone of those hardcore accents are FUGAZI...yes there is an authentic accent in those burrooghs, for the record Italians from Italy laugh at NY Italians who use stolen Valor by Heritage

im in a good mood, I promise.....Just opinions like other

100% truth. They try a lil too hard. I'm laughing right now. hahahahahahah!

tempo_n_groove · August 22

Get_Right said:

For better or worse, pizza loaded with non-traditional toppings sell. My kids love pizza with BBQ chicken, penne vodka, chicken cutlets, buffalo chicken, bacon ranch, etc. I could maybe do fried eggplant, but that is about it. I did like some of the Two Boots pizzas, especially the Tony Clifton, and I do like hot honey on a pepperoni pie. I do not eat a ton of pizza, but when I do, it is either a grandma pie or a simple mushroom and onion. What is crazy is that a large pie with two toppings at our local spot is $27.

Kids will eat vegetables loaded with toppings too, lol.

Lets talk prices. As a teen. 90 cents a slice. A pie was $7.

Today a pie is $18.

W a topping 25.

CROJAM95 · August 22

off topic a bit

Im doing a major DOT Rig in midtown manhattan yesterday, we need to get a final pc of a Chiller, im a Mechanical Contractor...PM, I dabble in Engineering.....It was not going to fit, specs were wrong

so me with 15 years experience in the industry....have an idea on how to take it, Hoist it a certain way to clear a bulkhead....This BLOWHARD cause hes A NEPO...so automatically hes an Expert...says it cant be done

It got done, he looked like a dumbass in front of a crew of our Union workers up 50 floors, on the roof....he doesnt say ...hey man, that was impressive how you figured that out...hes a "REAL ENGINEER" as I mentioned, I dabble...meaning I correct Their work all day long.....maybe a portion of their $300k plus salary should come my way, IDK

so hes standing around like a conquering Hero.....Union dudes laughing at his pompous ass

so i decide to pull the old ROOKIE Challenge to him....hes no rookie

So i say Brad....do me a favor, Yes Ivan......can you ask the pipe fitter Forman for a bucket of STEAM....he goes and literally for 15 minutes is asking for it, being the Expert he is

Everyone is dyingggggg, belly laughter

I wont explain the joke....if you dont know, Brad might be related to you

My point is....be self aware

or try

Wobbie · August 22

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best.

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza.

Pizza it's more than this..

NY style pizza is cheese, dough, sauce. Maybe a topping.
But that is it.

No cream.
No buffalo chicken.
No broccoli rabe.

Cheese.
Dough.
Sauce.

Only kids here eating just cheese and sauce..

cream sauce and condoms!

mcgruff10 · August 22

Ooni try tonight. Getting better

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mcgruff10 · August 22

Spiritual_Chaos · 9:34AM

Kids here pick Vesuvio, Capricciosa or maybe Hawaii.

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