The Pizza Thread

was there a pizza expert school i wasnt aware of? The stuff you read, my God

Opinions this strong need to be backed by full family lineage to the old country with direct ties to the Masters over there...otherwise there is a reason restaurants have OPTIONS

Funny Funny

Ill post a chicken slice later, ill tell them to put a thigh with a bone still in it......to be a lil more manly

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best. 

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza. 

Pizza it's more than this..

NY style pizza is cheese, dough, sauce.  Maybe a topping.
But that is it.  

No cream.
No buffalo chicken.
No broccoli rabe.

Cheese.
Dough.
Sauce.

Only kids here eating just cheese and sauce..

Because you don't know any better... I forgive u.  Come hang out w me at the kids table and try some slices.

For better or worse, pizza loaded with non-traditional toppings sell. My kids love pizza with BBQ chicken, penne vodka, chicken cutlets, buffalo chicken, bacon ranch, etc. I could maybe do fried eggplant, but that is about it. I did like some of the Two Boots pizzas, especially the Tony Clifton, and I do like hot honey on a pepperoni pie. I do not eat a ton of pizza, but when I do, it is either a grandma pie or a simple mushroom and onion. What is crazy is that a large pie with two toppings at our local spot is $27.

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

23scidoo said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best. 

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza. 

Pizza it's more than this..

NY style pizza is cheese, dough, sauce.  Maybe a topping.
But that is it.  

No cream.
No buffalo chicken.
No broccoli rabe.

Cheese.
Dough.
Sauce.

Only kids here eating just cheese and sauce..

Because you don't know any better... I forgive u.  Come hang out w me at the kids table and try some slices.

I could suggest the same to you..

CROJAM95 said:

Or Italians from BOOOOOOOOOOKLYN OR STATEN islandddd, ask em to say a sentence in Italian, fake ass accents like I guess the not real Pizza, everyone of those hardcore accents are FUGAZI...yes there is an authentic accent in those burrooghs, for the record Italians from Italy laugh at NY Italians who use stolen Valor by Heritage

im in a good mood, I promise.....Just opinions like other

100% truth.  They try a lil too hard. I'm laughing right now. hahahahahahah!

off topic a bit

Im doing a major DOT Rig in midtown manhattan yesterday, we need to get a final pc of a Chiller, im a Mechanical Contractor...PM, I dabble in Engineering.....It was not going to fit, specs were wrong

so me with 15 years experience in the industry....have an idea on how to take it, Hoist it a certain way to clear a bulkhead....This BLOWHARD cause hes A NEPO...so automatically hes an Expert...says it cant be done

It got done, he looked like a dumbass in front of a crew of our Union workers up 50 floors, on the roof....he doesnt say ...hey man, that was impressive how you figured that out...hes a "REAL ENGINEER" as I mentioned, I dabble...meaning I correct Their work all day long.....maybe a portion of their $300k plus salary should come my way, IDK

so hes standing around like a conquering Hero.....Union dudes laughing at his pompous ass

so i decide to pull the old ROOKIE Challenge to him....hes no rookie

So i say Brad....do me a favor, Yes Ivan......can you ask the pipe fitter Forman for a bucket of STEAM....he goes and literally  for 15 minutes is asking for it, being the Expert he is

Everyone is dyingggggg, belly laughter

I wont explain the joke....if you dont know, Brad might be related to you

My point is....be self aware

or try

Ooni try tonight.   Getting better  

Kids here pick Vesuvio, Capricciosa or maybe Hawaii.

Wobbie said:

23scidoo said:

tempo_n_groove said:

nicknyr15 said:

23scidoo said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

I guess I'm in the minority. Looks like an average pie to me at best. 

I'm with you, just cheese and sauce, nothing special..

Just cheese and sauce? Yea. It’s pizza. 

They haven't had a good slice.  They don't know any better, forgive them.  One of them has salad on a flatbread and calls it Pizza.  The other one is Canadian...
  

I'm not the salad guy, I'm the white cream guy..

Swede is the salad guy; Greek is white cream. Not sure what Hugh is but I, for one, have been very unimpressed with canadian “cuisine,” outside of poutine. I have not been to Winnipeg tho. Do they have an sirport?

there really isn't anything strictly "canadian". It's all a mishmash of immigrant food (poutine is french). And don't say "canadian bacon", cuz most canadians a) don't call it that and b) don't eat it aside from Eggs Benedict. 

Yes, we have an international airport. 

CROJAM95 said:

off topic a bit

Im doing a major DOT Rig in midtown manhattan yesterday, we need to get a final pc of a Chiller, im a Mechanical Contractor...PM, I dabble in Engineering.....It was not going to fit, specs were wrong

so me with 15 years experience in the industry....have an idea on how to take it, Hoist it a certain way to clear a bulkhead....This BLOWHARD cause hes A NEPO...so automatically hes an Expert...says it cant be done

It got done, he looked like a dumbass in front of a crew of our Union workers up 50 floors, on the roof....he doesnt say ...hey man, that was impressive how you figured that out...hes a "REAL ENGINEER" as I mentioned, I dabble...meaning I correct Their work all day long.....maybe a portion of their $300k plus salary should come my way, IDK

so hes standing around like a conquering Hero.....Union dudes laughing at his pompous ass

so i decide to pull the old ROOKIE Challenge to him....hes no rookie

So i say Brad....do me a favor, Yes Ivan......can you ask the pipe fitter Forman for a bucket of STEAM....he goes and literally  for 15 minutes is asking for it, being the Expert he is

Everyone is dyingggggg, belly laughter

I wont explain the joke....if you dont know, Brad might be related to you

My point is....be self aware

or try

Good for you.  DOT is the absolute worst to deal with.  We won’t anymore.  If we do we triple our price because we know what a headache it’s going to be.

We used to have people get us “prop wash” same joke just in a different setting.