Most misheard Pearl Jam lyrics

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  • Pearl Floyd
    Pearl Floyd Posts: 7
    mnpjgrrl wrote:
    I thought the beginning of "Wishlist" was

    I wish I was a new trombone, for once I could go off!

    Makes sense right? You know how those pesky trombones are always going off.


    LOL -- That is exactly what I thought too! I guess neutron bomb makes more sense, but not as funny!
  • potluck
    potluck Posts: 170
    i worked with this guy who would alway walk around singing PJ tunes. One day i heard him singing Glorified G.

    Glorified VIRGIN on a PELICAN!!!!

    No shit!!!!!
    06/24/1998 SD
    10/12/2000 KS
    06/13/2003 IA
    06/15/2003 ND
    06/16/2003 Mn
    06/21/2003 WI
    10/05/2004 MO
    10/08/2004 FL
    09/08/2005 MB
    09/09/2005 ON
    05/17/2006 IL
    05/19/2006 MI
    07/02/2006 CO
    08/05/2007 Lolla
    06/14/2008 B'roo

    Kill Fascists.... or at least make them realize what they are.
  • macci
    macci Posts: 1,057
    GARDEN:

    I thought it was "I will walk with my shadow banned....."
    Actual lyric is "shadow flag"

    I sang it that way for years & one day my fiance was like, that's wrong. I was devastated.
    Please forgive me jamily......
    My lips are shaking.......
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    RATS

    real line:
    "Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet"

    what I thought it was the first time I heard it:
    "Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet"
    as in Hakeem Olajuwon from the Huston Rockets

    hahaha, that's also what i thought of before.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...

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