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  • mrussel1
    mrussel1 Posts: 30,879
    shecky said:

    PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL MANDATE GREAT IMPROVEMENTS IN HOW WE MANAGE
    OUR FORESTS, MAKING ALL OF US MUCH SAFER FROM DEVASTATING FOREST FIRES.  
    Government mandates? Isn’t it fundamental to the GOP that the market solves problems with little govt interference?  Why yes, it is. 
  • shecky
    shecky San Francisco Posts: 2,652
    And, every household needs one of these. (No, it's not a roach clip...)
    An EMERGENCY GAS SHUT-OFF WRENCH costs only $5. and can be found at any hardware store.
    In the event of a fire, shutting off your gas valve can help avoid an explosion.
  • Tim Simmons
    Tim Simmons Posts: 9,497
    shecky said:

    PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL MANDATE GREAT IMPROVEMENTS IN HOW WE MANAGE
    OUR FORESTS, MAKING ALL OF US MUCH SAFER FROM DEVASTATING FOREST FIRES.  
    Why didn’t he do that last time he was president?
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,307
    shecky said:

    PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL MANDATE GREAT IMPROVEMENTS IN HOW WE MANAGE
    OUR FORESTS, MAKING ALL OF US MUCH SAFER FROM DEVASTATING FOREST FIRES.  

    how are going to pay for forest roomba's with the tax cuts for the wealthy?
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  • Tim Simmons
    Tim Simmons Posts: 9,497
    shecky said:
    And, every household needs one of these. (No, it's not a roach clip...)
    An EMERGENCY GAS SHUT-OFF WRENCH costs only $5. and can be found at any hardware store.
    In the event of a fire, shutting off your gas valve can help avoid an explosion.
    A regular wrench that you probably already have works too 
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,394
    Merkin Baller said:
    I wonder if the decision to type in all caps like Dear Leader does is a conscious one. 
    It's  part of the RUssian troll bot playbook
  • mrussel1
    mrussel1 Posts: 30,879
    mickeyrat said:
    shecky said:

    PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL MANDATE GREAT IMPROVEMENTS IN HOW WE MANAGE
    OUR FORESTS, MAKING ALL OF US MUCH SAFER FROM DEVASTATING FOREST FIRES.  

    how are going to pay for forest roomba's with the tax cuts for the wealthy?
    That’s really funny!
  • Choccoloccotide
    Choccoloccotide A grass shack nailed to a pinewood floor Posts: 1,235
    Bentleyspop said:
    Merkin Baller said:
    I wonder if the decision to type in all caps like Dear Leader does is a conscious one. 
    It's  part of the RUssian troll bot playbook

  • shecky
    shecky San Francisco Posts: 2,652
    Tim Simmons said:
    shecky said:
    And, every household needs one of these. (No, it's not a roach clip...)
    An EMERGENCY GAS SHUT-OFF WRENCH costs only $5. and can be found at any hardware store.
    In the event of a fire, shutting off your gas valve can help avoid an explosion.
    A regular wrench that you probably already have works too 
    Well, if you want your wife or kids to have to dick around in the dark with a crescent wrench while the house is on fire, be my guest. 
    Me, I'm happy to have invested a whole five bucks for their peace of mind. (Gawd, the crap that people argue about around here...)
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,307
    if my house is already on fire, fuck the gas fuck the breaker box. fuck it all. grabbing my wife and dog and getting the fuck out of dodge.

    jfc.

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,800
    Dumbest stuff 
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,800
    Dumbest stuff 
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,307
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Dumbest stuff 

    F Me In The Brain said:
    Dumbest stuff 

    you can say that again...
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,800
    Ha.  Whoops
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Choccoloccotide
    Choccoloccotide A grass shack nailed to a pinewood floor Posts: 1,235
    shecky said:
    Tim Simmons said:
    shecky said:
    And, every household needs one of these. (No, it's not a roach clip...)
    An EMERGENCY GAS SHUT-OFF WRENCH costs only $5. and can be found at any hardware store.
    In the event of a fire, shutting off your gas valve can help avoid an explosion.
    A regular wrench that you probably already have works too 
    Well, if you want your wife or kids to have to dick around in the dark with a crescent wrench while the house is on fire, be my guest. 
    Me, I'm happy to have invested a whole five bucks for their peace of mind. (Gawd, the crap that people argue about around here...)
    Exactly.  Why work harder when you can work smarter. 
  • shecky
    shecky San Francisco Posts: 2,652
    mickeyrat said:
    if my house is already on fire, fuck the gas fuck the breaker box. fuck it all. grabbing my wife and dog and getting the fuck out of dodge.

    jfc.

    Wow, what a selfish attitude!
    While my wife and kids evacuate the house and get in the car, I'm spending 30 seconds turning off the gas valve on the outside of my house with the EMERGENCY gas shut-off wrench I keep hanging next to the gas meter.

    Why? Because I care about the potential danger of a gas explosion to my neighbors and the arriving fire fighters. 
    It pays to think these things through before one is actually faced with a tragedy like this.

  • Lerxst1992
    Lerxst1992 Posts: 7,812
    Rogan is probably the next generations republican president.

    fits the bill perfectly. Former actor and uses jokes to obfuscate the truth.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,307
    Lerxst1992 said:
    Rogan is probably the next generations republican president.

    fits the bill perfectly. Former actor and uses jokes to obfuscate the truth.

    gen x is getting skipped.
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  • Lerxst1992
    Lerxst1992 Posts: 7,812
    mickeyrat said:
    Lerxst1992 said:
    Rogan is probably the next generations republican president.

    fits the bill perfectly. Former actor and uses jokes to obfuscate the truth.

    gen x is getting skipped.

    Rogan born 1967, is gen x. He will be a great republican president.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,307
    Lerxst1992 said:
    mickeyrat said:
    Lerxst1992 said:
    Rogan is probably the next generations republican president.

    fits the bill perfectly. Former actor and uses jokes to obfuscate the truth.

    gen x is getting skipped.

    Rogan born 1967, is gen x. He will be a great republican president.
    "I'm just a dumb monkey. nobody should listen to me."

    said multiple times.....

    or the variant
    "I'm just a dumb comedian. nobody should listen to me."

    also said multiple times.

    gen x has gotten passed over our whole lives. this wont be any different

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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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