Low Light is about Natural Light

fanch75
fanch75 Posts: 3,734
A piece of some of my creative writing from my "drinking every day" period. With all the Yield posts today, I thought I'd break it out. And if you're sick of reading about Yield, then 1) why are you reading this and 2) don't fucking read it then. There's all kinds of shit I don't like to read, but I don't go posting "I don't like reading about this" in all of 'em.

So anyway....fuck yeah..... \m/

After careful review, I have decided that "Low Light"
(from YIELD, nonetheless) is about the consumption of
massive quantities of Natural Light. Evidence is as
follows:

"Low Light" - Ed understands that we spend a lot of
money on bootlegs and like to drink all day without
passing out by 6pm, so we all go buy cheap (low) light
beer (light). Low Light is about Natural Light.

"Clouds roll by" - There ain't shit to do. Let's drink

"Reeling is what they say. Is it just my way?" - Is it
okay if I go to Thornton's and buy some Natty Light?

"Can I be here all alone? Clear a path to my home" - I
drank all night and everyone's asleep. Take my drunk
ass home!

"Blood runs dry" - I'm dehydrated from all this
Natural Light

"Two birds is what they'll see" - They're so fucked up
they're seeing shit

"Getting lost upon their way" - They're drunk, too.

"All I feel is calm" - Dude I'm drinking my 40 of NL,
and and fuckin chilling.

"Carrrrrrrrr crash" - Way too much Natural Light.

"Your first, my last" - This is your first one, but
I'm fucking done. I just hit my neighbor Rex with a bottle of NL
when I threw it off the back deck.

"Eeeeeeeeeyesight" - so fucked up you can't see

"I need the light" - need I say more?

"What's real our dream I see" - I'm just going to
chill with my NL and think about shit.

There you go. Natural Light IS the Low Light. Fuck yeah.
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  • DieasGrey
    DieasGrey Posts: 124
    i concurr completely
    No one is Righteous.......
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Low Light. Natty.. What are we waiting for!!!! :D
  • Garner
    Garner Posts: 182
    I think it's about coors light
    Barry Bonds is innocent
  • onejourney
    onejourney Posts: 285
    Why did I not even need to look at the username to know who posted this???

    Too funny...;) Thanks!!!!:D
    "...just be glad you have the music and cherish it for yourself..." -stateoflove79
  • grjammer
    grjammer Posts: 385
    this might be my favorite post ever...absolute classic...and I think you might be right about this one...I suddenly have a strong urge to gather up $9.99 and buy a case of the natty...
  • BH3899
    BH3899 Posts: 2
    One of the greatest posts of all time
    It's Evolution Baby!!
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    cool interpretation. but this is NOT the real mening of the song. but then again our interpretations are what makes the songs ours. this is just a ridiculous interpretation in my mind. I know one thing for sure, Low Light has a deliberate romantic feel to it. I would have taken the diclaimer more seriously if your heading wasn't implying that this is the actual meaning of the song.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • not4u wrote:
    cool interpretation. but this is NOT the real mening of the song. but then again our interpretations are what makes the songs ours. this is just a ridiculous interpretation in my mind. I know one thing for sure, Low Light has a deliberate romantic feel to it. I would have taken the diclaimer more seriously if your heading wasn't implying that this is the actual meaning of the song.


    Dude, take it easy he's joking. It's Fanch. Fanch is the king.
  • greg6906
    greg6906 Posts: 41
    Watch out for Johnny Serious.....
  • not4u
    not4u Posts: 512
    Dude, take it easy he's joking. It's Fanch. Fanch is the king.

    not to me he isnt. to me he's more like the jester trying to impress the king but instead just annoyes him.
    we don't want war, but we still want more?
  • not4u wrote:
    not to me he isnt. to me he's more like the jester trying to impress the king.


    whoa, hostile.

    let's settle this with a poll....I'll make one.
  • greg6906
    greg6906 Posts: 41
    enough with your canadian analogies
  • greg6906 wrote:
    enough with your canadian analogies


    Ha, really.
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    grjammer wrote:
    this might be my favorite post ever...absolute classic...and I think you might be right about this one...I suddenly have a strong urge to gather up $9.99 and buy a case of the natty...

    Dude Anheuser-Busch is running a special right now - $8.99 for a 24 case! Glad I could inspire.

    And if anyone think this is a true interpretation of the song.....well of course it fuckin is.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • thats the funniest shet i ever read ... thanks for making my morning more bright
    "To put it into perspective, just to take a piss in the Spectrum was very important to us. And to take a shit backstage at the Spectrum would have probably been the ultimate, but it bordered the line of disrespect!" -EV, April 28th, 2003 in Philly
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    resume your regimen.
  • armanHammer
    armanHammer Posts: 471
    fanch75 wrote:
    A piece of some of my creative writing from my "drinking every day" period. With all the Yield posts today, I thought I'd break it out. And if you're sick of reading about Yield, then 1) why are you reading this and 2) don't fucking read it then. There's all kinds of shit I don't like to read, but I don't go posting "I don't like reading about this" in all of 'em.

    So anyway....fuck yeah..... \m/

    After careful review, I have decided that "Low Light"
    (from YIELD, nonetheless) is about the consumption of
    massive quantities of Natural Light. Evidence is as
    follows:

    "Low Light" - Ed understands that we spend a lot of
    money on bootlegs and like to drink all day without
    passing out by 6pm, so we all go buy cheap (low) light
    beer (light). Low Light is about Natural Light.

    "Clouds roll by" - There ain't shit to do. Let's drink

    "Reeling is what they say. Is it just my way?" - Is it
    okay if I go to Thornton's and buy some Natty Light?

    "Can I be here all alone? Clear a path to my home" - I
    drank all night and everyone's asleep. Take my drunk
    ass home!

    "Blood runs dry" - I'm dehydrated from all this
    Natural Light

    "Two birds is what they'll see" - They're so fucked up
    they're seeing shit

    "Getting lost upon their way" - They're drunk, too.

    "All I feel is calm" - Dude I'm drinking my 40 of NL,
    and and fuckin chilling.

    "Carrrrrrrrr crash" - Way too much Natural Light.

    "Your first, my last" - This is your first one, but
    I'm fucking done. I just hit my neighbor Rex with a bottle of NL
    when I threw it off the back deck.

    "Eeeeeeeeeyesight" - so fucked up you can't see

    "I need the light" - need I say more?

    "What's real our dream I see" - I'm just going to
    chill with my NL and think about shit.

    There you go. Natural Light IS the Low Light. Fuck yeah.

    This board needs more creative people like you!

    Does anyone remember the 'Black' interpretation about a guy losing his car? ;)
    Riverside.. LA.. California. EV?
  • ahh fanch.. the village drunk..
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



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  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Damn I'm a genious.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • dharma69
    dharma69 Posts: 1,275
    fanch75 wrote:
    "Low Light" - Ed understands that we spend a lot of
    money on bootlegs and like to drink all day without
    passing out by 6pm, so we all go buy cheap (low) light
    beer (light). Low Light is about Natural Light.
    Suddenly I wish that I actually drank...

    Okay...not really, but I can appreciate the careful thought that you put into this.

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