Pearl Jam Jokes...

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  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,373
    Don't quit your day job. 
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Gaspar? I barely knew her!
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  • nycrats
    nycrats Posts: 1,355


    ”and then Ed yelled over to the organ player  “Boom Boom Boom, lemme here ya say wayooo””
    '98: Camden 1 '00: JB2 '03: MSG1 '04: Boston 1 '05: AC1
    '06: Irving Plaza, East Rutherford 1 & 2 '07: Lolla '08: Camden 2, MSG2, Beacon
    '09 :Philly 1 & 2 '10: Buffalo, Newark, MSG1, MSG2
    '11: PJ20 1 & 2 '12: Missoula '13: Wrigley, BK2, Philly 1 & 2, Hartford
    '14: Ams 1 & 2, Cincy, St Louis, Detroit, Moline '15: Central Park
    '16 Philly 1 & 2, MSG 1 & 2, Toronto 1 & 2, Fenway 1, Wrigley 1
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  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613

    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • THEBIBLEISTEN
    THEBIBLEISTEN Posts: 2,002
    What’s the deal with Pearl Jam?

    its not jam, it’s not pearls.  ( Seinfeld)


    end of joke

    Rating 1-10? 10 being the funniest....,,

  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • KN219077
    KN219077 Montana Posts: 1,200
    3 assuming your seinfeld impression is spot on. 
  • kaw753
    kaw753 Posts: 941
    pearljammr78 said:

    https://grantland.com/features/taking-concert-doubleheader-creed-nickelback-world-most-hated-bands/
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    That would be the worst and best night ever rolled into one night. But to people watch and observe the spectacle those bands bring would be awesome. The music, the worst!
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • payling
    payling Seattle Posts: 412
    Image result for knot imageThis is Knot For You
    PA
  • Given2Fly-Fish
    Given2Fly-Fish Posts: 826
    payling said:
    Image result for knot imageThis is Knot For You
    That's a knotty joke... =)
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Kearn5y said:
    What is the preferred shampoo of Pearl Jam fans?


    maybe outrageous, but really requires finesse cuz its got2be k pak it in... herbal essence keeps it tame n suave for miracle moist results 
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • densan
    densan Posts: 563
    Original material for you. Saw this post and wrote two jokes. The second is a bonus joke. 

    If Pearl Jam had a haircut named after them what would it be called? Even Fro 

    Bonus joke: I went to the  gynecologist the other day, and the Dr. said what are you doing here? I said I do not know, but all my life people have called me a pussy.

    I need some new tunes..maybe a show. hell, i'd settle for a deep magazine at this point. :)
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