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shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,178
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This is what the helmet would look like. 

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    shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,178
    Who would play what position? Ed QB obviously 
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,667
    Too short.
    Jeff would be the QB.  :)
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    on2legson2legs Standing in the Jersey rain… Posts: 14,473
    I know who would be in charge of socks. 
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    dannydanny Posts: 2,270
    liverpool
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,869
    Ed - maybe a slot receiver or safety?
    Mike - Kicker
    Jeff - QB/Receiver 
    Matt - QB/Receiver
    Boom - Center or defensive end 
    Stone - waterboy
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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    Mike-Slot
    Jeff-Fullback 
    Stone-Wide Receiver
    Ed-Corner
    Matt-Wide Receiver
    Boom-Kickoff/FG Kicker

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,773
    Ed would set up wine bars and encourage fans to drink wine instead of beer.  After each touch down he would jump over the goal posts.
    Mike would play the National Anthem before every game and wow fans by doing so WITH full shoulder pads on under the team shirt.
    Jeff would kick the ball out of the stadium.
    Matt would make annoying drum roll sounds anytime the opposing team tries for a field goal.
    Boom would get fired for playing "Take Me Out to The Ball Game" on the organ at halftime but would be granted a nice spot in a luxury box because he's cool.
    Stone would take the NFL to court and petition for legalizing the use of cannabis both on and off the field for both players and fans.
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    ryph raphryph raph Posts: 887
    You would be one of the lucky few if they chose to play your town.
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,102
    on2legs said:
    I know who would be in charge of socks. 
    Your damn right Tom!!!
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