Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,465
    edited May 2019
    At least me and my collegues were winners in sthlm! Now she’ll take me back!


    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    Congratulations!
  • kce8
    kce8 Posts: 1,636
    Congratulations S_C, I hope you had a great time/party !!! :joy:
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    I wish you well, S_C. Hope you find someone fun and creative!
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    ELITIST FUK
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
    ELITIST FUK
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
    Single is fine... lol
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
    Single is fine... lol
    Fair enough.
    ELITIST FUK
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    edited May 2019
    Yes
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    At least me and my collegues were winners in sthlm! Now she’ll take me back!


    That is wonderful! Congratulations to you and your team! Very Cool! :clap:

    Is that you in the middle in the checkered shirt looking inquisitive?
    Post edited by njnancy on
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    edited May 2019
    Yes
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
    Single is fine... lol
    You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.

    And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
    Post edited by njnancy on
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Yes
    njnancy said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    SD48277 said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene?  No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type.  Personality test develops over time.
    What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?
    Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.
    In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.
    Single is fine... lol
    You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.

    And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
    An 18-year-old female is far more mature than any male will be very be. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,465
    edited May 2019
    njnancy said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    At least me and my collegues were winners in sthlm! Now she’ll take me back!


    That is wonderful! Congratulations to you and your team! Very Cool! :clap:

    Is that you in the middle in the checkered shirt looking inquisitive?
    Haha. Yes. 

    And this is the moment where you feel that the girl who flip-flopped on me "dodged a bullet"... 

    :P
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,465
    edited May 2019
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Yes
    dankind said:


    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Yes
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,465
    edited May 2019
    dankind said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 

    That one moment when you're brain is figuring out if its Stranger Things or IT.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 
    I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    JPPJ84 said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl. 

    Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?

    All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.

    Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!

    But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
    So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang! 
    I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?
    Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.

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