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    chimechime Posts: 7,838
    Binaural wrote:
    Nope :(
    Bu we get..ummm..shit we don't get anything good that you don't get :( :D
    What is it?

    ... think it's similar to Mock the Week ... is that what he worked out Helen?
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
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    suntzu98suntzu98 Posts: 100
    Mitch Hedberg
    Eddie Izzard
    Chris Rock
    Gabriel Igalsius
    Lil' Jimmy Norton
    Bill Burr
    Lewis Black
    Jeff Dunham
    The Amazing Johnathan
    Philly '98 '00 (1 & 2) '03 '06 (1 & 2) '08 (1 & 2)
    East Rutherford '98
    Merriweather '98
    Gorge '05
    Vancouver '05
    Los Angeles I,II '06
    Santa Barbara '06
    Fonda Theater '06
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    BinauralBinaural Posts: 1,046
    Chime wrote:
    ... think it's similar to Mock the Week ... is that what he worked out Helen?
    Cheers. Haven't been watchin too much tv recently, my viewing is limited to Scrubs and Never Mind The Buzzcocks. :D
    "I'm Simon Amstell and this has been Never Mind the Buzzcocks and before I go back to children's television: Bollocks" :D
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    BinauralBinaural Posts: 1,046
    I'm gonna add Justin Timberlake to the list, I know it's not strictly his profession but the man is so dumb that listening to an interview is tear inducingly funny :)
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    Richard Pryor
    Jackie Mason
    Ken Dodd
    Eddie Murphy
    Chris Evans
    Jack dee
    Pearl Jam - London Astoria 20/4/06....One hell of a night :)

    Reading 2006 - WOOOOW!!!!!

    Paris 2006 - Fucking amazing

    Wembley 2007 :D
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    stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Binaural wrote:
    I'm gonna add Justin Timberlake to the list, I know it's not strictly his profession but the man is so dumb that listening to an interview is tear inducingly funny :)

    Haha, yeah some people are often great standup comedians without knowing, meaning or having any control over it. Dougie Vipond, ex drummer of Deacon Blue and occasional sportscene presenter is a prime offender. Gets the scores, games and pronounciations wrong all day long.

    "Good afternoon, Vougie Dipond here." lol
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
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    BinauralBinaural Posts: 1,046
    stu gee wrote:
    Haha, yeah some people are often great standup comedians without knowing, meaning or having any control over it. Dougie Vipond, ex drummer of Deacon Blue and occasional sportscene presenter is a prime offender. Gets the scores, games and pronounciations wrong all day long.

    "Good afternoon, Vougie Dipond here." lol
    Was watching that flick Alpha Dog last night and thought it was a good movie, he put in a solid performance but I was watching the interviews on the dvd and just burst out laughing, it was like that Miss Arizona thing, he knew what to say to a question but just got it confused and instead of doing something about just kept on talking.
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Most of my favorites have already been mentioned. Two I haven't seen listed yet (although I did just do a quick scan) are Greg Giraldo and Dennis Miller (pre-sucking bush's wang every chance he is on camera).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    Chime wrote:
    ... think it's similar to Mock the Week ... is that what he worked out Helen?
    pretty much :) it's the only programme I HAVE to watch... even last night I was watching 'I'm a celebrity blah blah blah' and my housemate came down and was like 'the panel at 10' looking a wee bit panicked... and I said 'of course' :D it's like a weekly thing.

    binaural... it's on them clips I posted. Hey I just saw alpha dog for the first time last week and thought he was was really good :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    Atomic PunkAtomic Punk Posts: 2,941
    My favorite is Hedberg RIP

    I saw Mitch Fatel (sp?) about a month ago in NJ. Never heard of him before, but he was funny. Super Retardo...
    I wish I remember his opener's name. He was from Philly and was pretty damn funny too.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    i feel the same way about bill hicks and david cross. they've got their amusing moments, but it's mostly just ranting with no jokes, timing, or punchline.
    Hicks was an excellent comedian (see his earlier stuff. there's a video on youtube from when he was about 18 and he's brilliant, barely any ranting or cursing), he just chose to philosophise rather than go for simple laughs. I much prefer it that way to be honest. He was a man possessed.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,255
    Carrot Top.
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,691
    seeing Patton this Sunday......
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,255
    mickeyrat said:
    seeing Patton this Sunday......
    The general?
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,849
    mickeyrat said:
    seeing Patton this Sunday......
    The general?
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    Local radio station started doing 8:20 funnies.
    A couple minutes of standup every morning.
    After a month or so, three out of five mornings is now Jim Gaffigan.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    crookedcrosscrookedcross Right Near Da Beach, Boiii Posts: 1,418
    Bill Burr
    Tom Segura

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    mca47mca47 Posts: 13,251
    Saw Dave Chapelle a couple weeks ago.  Was a lot of fun!
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Oh so many, most named already so I won't repeat.

    I'd also recommend Don Rickles, Norm MacDonald  and Dennis Miller.

    Anything that makes me laugh to the point of tears, bring it.

    (Giraldo was hilarious too; loved him on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn - another funnyman)
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,774
    This bit from a local radio station, Bert Kreischer, it's one of the funniest I've ever seen.  
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKaQ4SjzYQQ

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