And now, some great movie dialogue

Brain of mJ
Brain of mJ Posts: 786
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Hooker: Hey, baby, You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Soldier: Not just this minute.
Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?
Solider: Yeah, we like parties. How much?
Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Solider: 15 Dollars for both of us (motioning to friend).
Hooker: No, each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so horny.
Soldier: Fifteen dollar too boku, five dollars each.
Hooker: Me suckee suckee. Me love you too much (blows kisses).
Soldier: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Hooker: Ok, ten dollar each.
Soldier: What do we get for ten dollars?
Hooker: Everything you want.
Soldier: Everything?
Hooker: Everything.
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Brain of (M)J wrote:
    Hooker: Hey, baby, You got girlfriend Vietnam?
    Soldier: Not just this minute.
    Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?
    Solider: Yeah, we like parties. How much?
    Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
    Solider: 15 Dollars for both of us (motioning to friend).
    Hooker: No, each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so horny.
    Soldier: Fifteen dollar too boku, five dollars each.
    Hooker: Me suckee suckee. Me love you too much (blows kisses).
    Soldier: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
    Hooker: Ok, ten dollar each.
    Soldier: What do we get for ten dollars?
    Hooker: Everything you want.
    Soldier: Everything?
    Hooker: Everything.


    its A N Y T I N G U WANT the accent is key lol
  • Brain of mJ
    Brain of mJ Posts: 786
    Bump it up for the Da Nang hooker herself, Papilon Soo.
  • azwyldcats
    azwyldcats Posts: 711
    English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
    And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
    And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
    My best... friend. Wake up, to see you could have it all
  • Tom K
    Tom K Posts: 842
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
    Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
    Butch: It's Zed's.
    Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    https://youtu.be/VjLVRqB6dd4

    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,609
    I got two words for you: “shut the fuck up”
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    Malroth on one of his bumping-really-old-threads kicks, I see. :lol:
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563

    HesCalledDyer said:
    Malroth on one of his bumping-really-old-threads kicks, I see. :lol:
    There's some good stuff back there, but most of it is locked.
    I do a mediocre job of working with what's left.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,833
    What are we actually looking at here?

    Is it the frank or the beans?

    I, uh, uh, I don't know.  I think it's a little bit of both.

    (heard in background) FRANKS AND BEANS!!!

    What's that bubble there?

    What do you think?

    WELL HOW THE HELL"D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?!?!

  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    “Every single commodity you produce is a piece of your own death!”
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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