Ex-NASA engineer's glitter bomb exacts revenge on porch thieves

Meltdown99
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Ex-NASA engineer's glitter bomb exacts revenge on porch thieves

So funny...
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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,561
    Poor first post. Post the video or SOMETHING
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,669
    So let me get this straight:  A retired NASA engineer goes glam as a way to seek revenge on the people who post on The Porch.  Would that ex-NASA engineering be.... YOU!?
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    https://www.engadget.com/2018/12/18/nasa-engineer-glitter-bomb-parcel-pirates/
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    He may want to consider moving to a better neighborhood or never order anything off the internet again
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,871
    Jason P said:
    He may want to consider moving to a better neighborhood or never order anything off the internet again
    Yeah, dude must live in the frigging ghetto.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Jason P said:
    He may want to consider moving to a better neighborhood or never order anything off the internet again
    Yeah, dude must live in the frigging ghetto.
    it happens in all neighborhoods.

    I like these two MENSAs


  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,669
    Reminds me of a guy I worked with in the mid 70's who hooked up his car's hood locks to his 12 volt battery just in case anyone tried to steal something from under the hood (especially the 4 barrel Holley carb).
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    Fuck these porch pirate pussies.  I do not usually laugh at human suffering, but when I see one of these assholes break a leg in their attempt to steal or get their eyes glazed over by glitter (hopefully resulting in blindness), I make an exception.
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,561
    edited December 2018
    In Sweden you get a note in your mailbox and you go to your nearest supermarket or whatever and get your package.

    Why have the mailman just drop of packages like that... it doesn't make sense...
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    brianlux said:
    Reminds me of a guy I worked with in the mid 70's who hooked up his car's hood locks to his 12 volt battery just in case anyone tried to steal something from under the hood (especially the 4 barrel Holley carb).
    That dude was hardcore serious about someone tampering with his car...lol
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    Smellyman said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Jason P said:
    He may want to consider moving to a better neighborhood or never order anything off the internet again
    Yeah, dude must live in the frigging ghetto.
    it happens in all neighborhoods.

    I like these two MENSAs



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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    In Sweden you get a note in your mailbox and you go to your nearest supermarket or whatever and get your package.

    Why have the mailman just drop of packages like that... it doesn't make sense...
    I would say with the number of parcels getting delivered on a daily basis, it likely a very small amount of parcels being stolen. Generally, it's up to the company to request a signature...
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  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    edited December 2018
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    In Sweden you get a note in your mailbox and you go to your nearest supermarket or whatever and get your package.

    Why have the mailman just drop of packages like that... it doesn't make sense...
    You do have the option to do that if you would like.  There are actually a ton of different delivery options and options vary with carriers (UPS, DHL,  Fed ex, USPS, etc).  If I know I’ll be home, I will have things shipped directly to my home and also usually have the option to deliver during a time window (again, varies with carrier).  Otherwise, I will normally request that the carrier hold it for pickup.  I like having options...
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I watched the clip in the link. Gawddamn funny as hell!

    Lowlife thieves thinking they've hit the jackpot. BOOM: glittered. Then, slack-jawed and mouths agape... Pffffthththtt: fart sauced.

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    edited December 2018
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    I watched the clip in the link. Gawddamn funny as hell!

    Lowlife thieves thinking they've hit the jackpot. BOOM: glittered. Then, slack-jawed and mouths agape... Pffffthththtt: fart sauced.

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
    I always assumed it was pathetic tooth rotting methheads and so forth doing this.  I was surprised at some of the people that were “busted” with the cameras in the box.  Kleptomaniac lowlifes have no demographic boundaries, I suppose?
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,871
    Smellyman said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Jason P said:
    He may want to consider moving to a better neighborhood or never order anything off the internet again
    Yeah, dude must live in the frigging ghetto.
    it happens in all neighborhoods.

    I like these two MENSAs


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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    I watched the clip in the link. Gawddamn funny as hell!

    Lowlife thieves thinking they've hit the jackpot. BOOM: glittered. Then, slack-jawed and mouths agape... Pffffthththtt: fart sauced.

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
    Glitter is a freaking mess to clean up...
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  • OnWis97
    OnWis97 St. Paul, MN Posts: 5,637
    I saw this on facebook and the predominant comment was "they should have used ink" (or anything that would stain or whatever).  I think the glitter is perfect.  It's going to annoy them for a long, long time.  I love this.
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,669
    Good reason to have a P.O. Box or other mail service. 
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    In Sweden you get a note in your mailbox and you go to your nearest supermarket or whatever and get your package.

    Why have the mailman just drop of packages like that... it doesn't make sense...
    In Hong Kong and Taiwan you get a note to pick it up at the post office.

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