.....saw it in the theater.

Malroth
Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
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Double Impact.  Van Damme in a dual role!  This movie is atrocious.
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    What? Nobody else wants to join in this pretentious game?
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.  My girlfriend and I couldn't resist. Wasn't nearly as bad as we hoped, but still bad.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Malice
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 23,048
    I saw Bloodsport in theatre lol
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 23,048
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
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  • EB218946
    EB218946 Posts: 4,045
    Ford Fairlane
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 23,048
    EB218946 said:
    Ford Fairlane
    Lol, didn't see it in theatre, but seen it
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    One of my favorites growing up.  His first movie with Bolo Yeung.  His second?  double impact.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Malroth said:
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    I also remember Nicole Kidman saying, "Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs and fuck me."
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    Kickboxer was better. 
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    The Fortress.
    My brother and I broke down on the way to see the boilermakers play, saw this secret gem of a christopher lambert flick instead.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    How could I forget about Howard the Duck?

    My older brother took me when I was just a kid. I didn't know shit, but I knew that movie was shit.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
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    dankind said:
    Malroth said:
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    I also remember Nicole Kidman saying, "Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs and fuck me."
    Oh, and Anne Bancroft saying, "Then how come I have the jack of clubs in my fucking pocket!?!"
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,434
    the greatest Van Damme scene ever ... 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlUWh2ZlHo
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    Jason P said:
    the greatest Van Damme scene ever ... 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlUWh2ZlHo
    Thanks, that is great. and yes I saw this in the theater.  Vague memories of a homeless vet and a fire.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 23,048
    dankind said:
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    Kickboxer was better. 
    How about Gymkata (if I spelt that right) 
    he was a gymnast with karate skills that is hunted in a forest for fun, very cheesy
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    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
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    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
    Hudson Hawk
  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    A Night At the Roxbury.  Only movie I've ever walked out of.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Hobbes said:
    Hudson Hawk
    I actually think that the first 15 minutes of that film are fucking brilliant.

    Also, the Butterfinger goon, "You want me to rape 'em?" :lol:
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