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  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    She also cropdusts in theater lobbies.

    :lol:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,397
    I admit, I pity the fools.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    She also cropdusts in theater lobbies.

    :lol:
    Doesn't everyone? :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    I'll never admit to it
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    We got married! Now divorced. I mean the guy didn't like Pearl Jam and it was 1993! Who didn't love Pearl Jam in 1993????

    Ummm, Dan, if that came out of me I would have been running over to the doctors office. That smelled like death in a jar :dizzy:
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    I had Diarrhea at work last week. The bathroom is a 3 x 3 box located right by the office ladies.
    I was trying to muffle farts and fluid bombs like I muffled my trumpet in eighth grade band.
    Just another embarrassing day at work.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Is "muffled my trumpet" a euphemism?
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvrFrJpQpc
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:

    Is "muffled my trumpet" a euphemism?

    I hope so.

    Nothing like a good euph and the visuals it brings.

    And sorry, Mal. I have now mentally knighted you as Sir Trumpet Muffler.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    hedonist said:

    Hobbes said:

    Is "muffled my trumpet" a euphemism?

    I hope so.

    Nothing like a good euph and the visuals it brings.

    And sorry, Mal. I have now mentally knighted you as Sir Trumpet Muffler.
    Yes! thank you.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    My 10 yr old son said he could lick his own wiener.........................
    While I giggled and said that will come in handy, my wife and him had this conversation.
    No you cant
    yes i can
    no you cant
    yes i can
    no you cant
    yes i can
    do you want me to show you
    Im done with this conversation
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.

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