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Halifax2TheMax
Halifax2TheMax Posts: 41,952
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1. What is adolescence?

2. What is puberty?

3. What is proper grooming?
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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    4. What is viagra used for ?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,644
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    1. What is adolescence?

    2. What is puberty?

    3. What is proper grooming?

    1. Knowing everything there is to know. From there on it's all questions
    2. Boys: stinky feet. Girls, you tell me.
    3. Avoidance of hair balls
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    haha
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    1) buying a $35 t-shirt
    2) nobody really knows, but you can feel it in your loins
    3) trimming up the hipster beard
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    1. finding a mate
    2. dancing and singing nude in front of your mirror
    3. shaving
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    1. One of the most confusing times of your entire life.
    2. That time when you discover you're not really what you thought you were sexually; let alone personally. Also known as the 'boner' years for boys, and the 'tampon' age for girls.
    3. Learning to not 'fake' brushing your teeth, wiping your butt thoroughly after poo'ing, and removing the stink from yourself more regularly than once a week.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    edited August 2016
    1. Laughing at dick jokes
    2. A few years of being afraid to stand up in class
    3. Keeping the pubes trimmed and clean
    Post edited by F Me In The Brain on
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    1. Faxxxi's mentality
    2. When you want your first porn tablet
    3. The opposite of Rob
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    1) laughing when you read another's answer of "laughing at dick jokes"
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    1. That time you look old enough to get into bars.
    2. That awkward time when you were 8
    3. Keeping everything smooth for when you score in the bar.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    northerndragon said:

    1. That time you look old enough to get into bars.
    2. That awkward time when you were 8
    3. Keeping everything smooth for when you score in the bar.

    I assume all 3 took place when you were 8.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Amongst the Ani said:

    northerndragon said:

    1. That time you look old enough to get into bars.
    2. That awkward time when you were 8
    3. Keeping everything smooth for when you score in the bar.

    I assume all 3 took place when you were 8.
    And you would be wrong, as usual.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,809
    1. No longer buying posters.
    2. Buying as many posters as possible.
    3. Paying $200 to have your poster framed by a professional.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    1. deez nuts
    2. deez nuts
    3. deez nuts
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    1. What is adolescence? The hell a parent re-lives when their child reaches the age of 12-18.

    2. What is puberty? Explaining to your daughter that no, your period isn't a one day gig and I'm sorry for that.

    3. What is proper grooming? Using all that soap stuff in all the proper areas to make sure that the flies don't start to swarm and that the kids don't make fun of you.
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    1 - not yet knowing you can - and will likely have to - trade magic for fact. (cue Wonka's "Pure Imagination")
    2 - self-consciousness upon entering 8th grade with larger boobs than anticipated, and a bit thrown by the reactions of some
    3 - keeping the tweezers and razor ready for use
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    These have been some awesome answers, by the way.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    1. PJ shirts are only cool to wear at PJ concerts.
    2. The day you find out that you are about to do what you saw in magazines.
    3. Five o'clock shadow is unacceptable at the beginning of the workday.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    Halifax2TheMax said:

    1. What is adolescence?

    2. What is puberty?

    3. What is proper grooming?

    1. My mental state.

    2. Wet dreams and wads of kleenex.

    3. Shaving your butthole.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    Shaving your butthole?
    :rofl:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved

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