Wobbie's Baby Sitting Service

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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Clique-ish
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Is this sitting service limited to just kids, or does Rob also offer elder sitting service? If so, Rob, I have a few dates in April and May I need you to cover.
    ELITIST FUK
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    OP
    I think people will pass on this offer.
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    How is Rob at babysitting degenerates?
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Who gets to sit on creepy Rob's lap?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Empty Glass said:

    Who gets to sit on creepy Rob's lap?

    The Cap'n.
    ELITIST FUK
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I am SO not passing on this; in fact, I volunteer to sit - nay, insist on sitting! - on his lap but only if I can wear an elf-on-the-shelf costume.

    C'mon. Creeped out in the process (one or both of us)? Win-win.

  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    SD48277 said:

    Is this sitting service limited to just kids, or does Rob also offer elder sitting service? If so, Rob, I have a few dates in April and May I need you to cover.

    The beauty is as an elderly person himself Wob relates to the elderly. They can sit and eat prunes together and talk about yester years when this country was great.

    Did anyone post this link in that 18 month old at a concert thread. They may have a sitter and just don't know it.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Amongst the Ani said:

    SD48277 said:

    Is this sitting service limited to just kids, or does Rob also offer elder sitting service? If so, Rob, I have a few dates in April and May I need you to cover.

    The beauty is as an elderly person himself Wob relates to the elderly. They can sit and eat prunes together and talk about yester years when this country was great.
    I hope Rob likes Jeopardy!, Wheel of Fortune, and Dancing With the Stars....he'll be watching a lot of that in April and May.

    ELITIST FUK
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Would your Mom watch this old house with him as well?
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I don't see why not. She can consider that her nap time.
    ELITIST FUK
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,783
    hardy har fucking har :angry:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    How is your mom with mild profanity, SD?
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    She seems to tolerate my use of it well.
    ELITIST FUK
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Wait,Hedo wants to be a dirty lap dancing Elf on the shelf? How did I miss this thread?
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Is your Mom cool with him eating 6 month old yogurt? I imagine it could be quite disturbing.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Is your Mom cool with him eating 6 month old yogurt? I imagine it could be quite disturbing.

    I have a container percolating in the 'fridge for him as we speak.
    ELITIST FUK
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    rr165892 said:

    Wait,Hedo wants to be a dirty lap dancing Elf on the shelf? How did I miss this thread?

    rr, as I said - win win!

    Minus that yogurt.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    How is your Mom SD at using a chainsaw? Wob gets grumpy when used incorrectly.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Her chainsaw wielding days are over...that's why I need a sitter. If Rob wants to take down some of the trees here while he looks after her, that would be awesome. I'll even put a beautiful ribbon on them for him to make it easier.
    ELITIST FUK

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