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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    SmallestOceans said:

    Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much

    You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm

    You start giving your belongings away to others

    The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it

    You never have to carry anything heavy ever again

    You stop getting carded

    You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well

    You start crossing out the dead people in your address book



    These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    hedonist said:

    SmallestOceans said:

    Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much

    You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm

    You start giving your belongings away to others

    The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it

    You never have to carry anything heavy ever again

    You stop getting carded

    You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well

    You start crossing out the dead people in your address book



    These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!
    Yea he was the man!
    Worcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
    Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
    Central Park 15
    Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 16


  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    When you turn forty!!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    When you turn forty!!

    Hey! TWTM is back! Good to see you, and a belated happy birthday, I think.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    When you turn forty!!

    oh gosh im forty in exactly 6 months and three days
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,640
    SmallestOceans said:

    hedonist said:

    SmallestOceans said:

    Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much

    You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm

    You start giving your belongings away to others

    The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it

    You never have to carry anything heavy ever again

    You stop getting carded

    You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well

    You start crossing out the dead people in your address book



    These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!
    Yea he was the man!
    Nice to see other Peter Falk fans (but who isn't, right!).
    I really liked his book a lot. Great stories from a fascinating life of one very cool guy:
    image
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    Love Columbo!!! Sunday nights at 8 :look_at_the_time:
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    You don't recognize ANY of the music they are playing on the New Year's musical fireworks montage...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    RKCNDY said:

    You don't recognize ANY of the music they are playing on the New Year's musical fireworks montage...

    You go to bed before it hits midnight on NYE.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    when you spend your money to buy things for everyone else but yourself
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    eddiec said:

    RKCNDY said:

    You don't recognize ANY of the music they are playing on the New Year's musical fireworks montage...

    You go to bed before it hits midnight on NYE.
    Well hell, I've been old for a loooong time.

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lol
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    you want to really control your alcohol intake because tomorrow you need to go to the grocery / Costco early before it gets too crowded....Happy Saturday Night!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,640
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.

    Or find you really do need to carry those night time distance glasses with you after sunset!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • florence151
    florence151 Posts: 597
    You wear socks to bed in the winter.
    I always turned Columbo off. Couldn't stand the character. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
    Hold On
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    brianlux said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.

    Or find you really do need to carry those night time distance glasses with you after sunset!
    :rofl:
    Worcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
    Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
    Central Park 15
    Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 16


  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,368
    If I wear my contacts I need reading glasses to see my food. Pathetic.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,640
    ...when you've had your first colonoscopy and the doc reminds you that you were years over due to do this. Oh, gee, that was fun. I can't wait to do it again! Noooooooot!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,640
    When you begin to shrink.

    On another forum, a member started a thread called "How tall are you?" Silly topic, or so I thought until I measured myself. I used to be five ten and a half. At nearly 65 years of age I am now five- ten even.

    Ahh ohh... :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    When you can't remember if you've already posted in this thread about how much you hate reading glasses.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When the kid at the gallery comments on when the photo was taken... "1990? I was only 5 then...that was so long ago!"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.
  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,128
    When things you used to use all the time make a trendy comeback. (Vinyl)
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    InHiding80 said:

    When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.

    You're still a kid...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,206
    edited June 2016
    When after reading a newspaper article from your hometown and asking your mom if the person in it is who you thought it was, she sends you the following text:
    "Yep. You're getting old, aren't you? :tongue: "

    Thanks Mom
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,640
    RKCNDY said:

    InHiding80 said:

    When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.

    You're still a kid...
    :lol: I was thinking the same thing. That's happened 3 1/2 time over for me.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    I cant remember if it was in this thread or not, and I wish I knew who said it first to give him/her credit for it, but...

    You know your old when yet he arms of your stickman tattoo fall to his sides because he's tired.
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.

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