You know you're getting old when...
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These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!SmallestOceans said:Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much
You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm
You start giving your belongings away to others
The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it
You never have to carry anything heavy ever again
You stop getting carded
You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well
You start crossing out the dead people in your address book0 -
Yea he was the man!hedonist said:
These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!SmallestOceans said:Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much
You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm
You start giving your belongings away to others
The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it
You never have to carry anything heavy ever again
You stop getting carded
You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well
You start crossing out the dead people in your address bookWorcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
Central Park 15
Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 160 -
When you turn forty!!Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
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Hey! TWTM is back! Good to see you, and a belated happy birthday, I think.The Waiting Trophy Man said:When you turn forty!!
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
oh gosh im forty in exactly 6 months and three daysThe Waiting Trophy Man said:When you turn forty!!
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Nice to see other Peter Falk fans (but who isn't, right!).SmallestOceans said:
Yea he was the man!hedonist said:
These brought me a smile. And Peter Falk fucking rocked!SmallestOceans said:Eating steak is no longer an option because you don't have the energy to chew that much
You don't drive or answer the phone after 5pm
You start giving your belongings away to others
The new vacuum cleaner on paid programming only cost 3 easy payments of $49.99 so you just HAD to have it
You never have to carry anything heavy ever again
You stop getting carded
You get to go home from any family function by simply saying you're tired or you don't feel well
You start crossing out the dead people in your address book
I really liked his book a lot. Great stories from a fascinating life of one very cool guy:"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
Love Columbo!!! Sunday nights at 8Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!0
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You don't recognize ANY of the music they are playing on the New Year's musical fireworks montage...The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
when you spend your money to buy things for everyone else but yourself0
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you want to really control your alcohol intake because tomorrow you need to go to the grocery / Costco early before it gets too crowded....Happy Saturday Night!Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!0
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You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.0
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Or find you really do need to carry those night time distance glasses with you after sunset!PJfanwillneverleave1 said:You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
You wear socks to bed in the winter.
I always turned Columbo off. Couldn't stand the character. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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brianlux said:
Or find you really do need to carry those night time distance glasses with you after sunset!PJfanwillneverleave1 said:You really do want to only drive during daylight hours.
Worcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
Central Park 15
Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 160 -
If I wear my contacts I need reading glasses to see my food. Pathetic.There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird0 -
...when you've had your first colonoscopy and the doc reminds you that you were years over due to do this. Oh, gee, that was fun. I can't wait to do it again! Noooooooot!"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0
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When you begin to shrink.
On another forum, a member started a thread called "How tall are you?" Silly topic, or so I thought until I measured myself. I used to be five ten and a half. At nearly 65 years of age I am now five- ten even.
Ahh ohh..."It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
When you can't remember if you've already posted in this thread about how much you hate reading glasses.0
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When the kid at the gallery comments on when the photo was taken... "1990? I was only 5 then...that was so long ago!"The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.0
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When things you used to use all the time make a trendy comeback. (Vinyl)0
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You're still a kid...InHiding80 said:When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
When after reading a newspaper article from your hometown and asking your mom if the person in it is who you thought it was, she sends you the following text:
"Yep. You're getting old, aren't you?"
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RKCNDY said:
You're still a kid...InHiding80 said:When those who just graduated high school this month were born during either your junior or senior year of high school. I started my senior year in September 98 and obviously graduated 99.
I was thinking the same thing. That's happened 3 1/2 time over for me.
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
I cant remember if it was in this thread or not, and I wish I knew who said it first to give him/her credit for it, but...
You know your old when yet he arms of your stickman tattoo fall to his sides because he's tired.will myself to find a home, a home within myself
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And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.will myself to find a home, a home within myself
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3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.Degeneratefk said:And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.
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