Wobbie's Baby Sitting Service

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,784
    RKCNDY said:

    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.

    Does this breakfast include waffles?
    funny you should ask.....waffles ARE on the morning menu.....and bacon. the kids' mother is jewish and they only get "real" bacon with Uncle Rob.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    No ND, he's not up for that level of responsibility but I am. And I offer group discounts but cannot guarantee your safety nor that of others. For a small additional fee, breakfast can be included.

    Does this breakfast include waffles?
    funny you should ask.....waffles ARE on the morning menu.....and bacon. the kids' mother is jewish and they only get "real" bacon with Uncle Rob.
    Are you babysitting BD's kids?
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,784
    giving kids turkey bacon is just cruel.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "wow Wobbie, what kind of bacon is this, it tastes so good!"

    Turkey bacon should be abolished.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,784
    those kids know.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Rob, what's your thought on where this baby is sitting....

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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    Taking the empties in teaches money management and the importance of recycling.

    Exactly, that's why I'm on my way to Mormonville. I have a case of root beer. I'll slow Dow to about 5 mph and Pint and Shot will hop out. Have fun at Uncle Wobby's kids
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243

    Taking the empties in teaches money management and the importance of recycling.

    Exactly, that's why I'm on my way to Mormonville. I have a case of root beer. I'll slow Dow to about 5 mph and Pint and Shot will hop out. Have fun at Uncle Wobby's kids
    Tuck and roll, kids...tuck and roll.
    ELITIST FUK
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Did wobbie torture the kids with bad music last night. 70's singer songwriters?
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  • yellowwho
    yellowwho Posts: 1,661
    you guys are cray cray

    lol
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524

    Did wobbie torture the kids with bad music last night. 70's singer songwriters?

    Speaking of torture and 70s (NOT bad) music, better Uncle Wob than this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYH2MFEERw
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,784

    Did wobbie torture the kids with bad music last night. 70's singer songwriters?

    the kids like PJ and drive by truckers. they haven't been exposed to death metal.

    isabelle knows very word to the frozen sondtrack.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Wobbie survive day 2?
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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Looking for baby sitter to baby sit my daughter and I as we roam the pub scene in the city and keep distant from a secret society which follows sometimes....
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Wob to the wescue!

    Careful what you wish for, JWP :sunglasses:
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Still no Wob. I think the kids tied him up and are keeping him hostage in his basement.
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    Still no Wob. I think the kids tied him up and are keeping him hostage in his basement.

    Getting a search party together.

    Ani, head to the tabernacle and ask if they've seen a grumpy old man
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Will do. Looking for grumpy old man with 5 wives. Got it.
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  • Is Wob available while I watch the Pats win the Super Bowl or should I put the kids in an Uber for the day/ night?
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    By kids do you mean turtle?
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