the "i'm a victim" thread

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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    mcgruff10 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

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    oftenreading said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    If you turn down this opportunity you will be the victim of self-loathing at the least for years to come. Have you not heard of babysitters? You pay them and they watch your kids for you.
    Babysitters? never heard of that word.
    Problem is i have five kids , one of which has to be picked a half hour away.
    You're not looking at this the right way.

    It sounds as if your wife is on kid duty and you're headed to the show with a buddy!
    Dude I can't leave all five with my wife; I ve already been divorced once lol.
    Isn't one of your kids old enough to watch the rest of the lil Wolfpack ?
    I wish. The ages of my kids are 11, 6, 6, 6 and the youngest is turning 2 in November. Thirty would go but it would be a big rookie mistake. I'm trying to teach him the ways.
    I'm just trying to motivate (and help), Scruffy!
    hey i'll be at global citizens so no biggie. it's one song I'll miss; plus I don't feel like lining up for hours with the sharpie/list psychos.
    Sharpie Psychos.

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    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    mcgruff10 said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    oftenreading said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    If you turn down this opportunity you will be the victim of self-loathing at the least for years to come. Have you not heard of babysitters? You pay them and they watch your kids for you.
    Babysitters? never heard of that word.
    Problem is i have five kids , one of which has to be picked a half hour away.
    You're not looking at this the right way.

    It sounds as if your wife is on kid duty and you're headed to the show with a buddy!
    Dude I can't leave all five with my wife; I ve already been divorced once lol.
    Isn't one of your kids old enough to watch the rest of the lil Wolfpack ?
    I wish. The ages of my kids are 11, 6, 6, 6 and the youngest is turning 2 in November. Thirty would go but it would be a big rookie mistake. I'm trying to teach him the ways.
    11, 6,6,6, and 2? Yikes lol
    Your wives are victims!
    :wink:
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    oftenreading said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    If you turn down this opportunity you will be the victim of self-loathing at the least for years to come. Have you not heard of babysitters? You pay them and they watch your kids for you.
    Babysitters? never heard of that word.
    Problem is i have five kids , one of which has to be picked a half hour away.
    You're not looking at this the right way.

    It sounds as if your wife is on kid duty and you're headed to the show with a buddy!
    Dude I can't leave all five with my wife; I ve already been divorced once lol.
    Isn't one of your kids old enough to watch the rest of the lil Wolfpack ?
    I wish. The ages of my kids are 11, 6, 6, 6 and the youngest is turning 2 in November. Thirty would go but it would be a big rookie mistake. I'm trying to teach him the ways.
    I'm just trying to motivate (and help), Scruffy!
    hey i'll be at global citizens so no biggie. it's one song I'll miss; plus I don't feel like lining up for hours with the sharpie/list psychos.
    Sharpie Psychos.

    Best Talking Heads song ever.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Just ordered in dinner for us and needed to chat with grubhub to increase what the tip percentage defaulted to (don't want to victimize our deliverer!). We ended up commiserating over how people often butcher the pronunciation/spelling of our unusual names.

    We both cry victimhood!
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    hedonist said:

    Just ordered in dinner for us and needed to chat with grubhub to increase what the tip percentage defaulted to (don't want to victimize our deliverer!). We ended up commiserating over how people often butcher the pronunciation/spelling of our unusual names.

    We both cry victimhood!

    There's another way to pronounce Hedonist? (headonist, as apposed to heedonist?) :wink:
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    SD48277 said:

    hedonist said:

    Just ordered in dinner for us and needed to chat with grubhub to increase what the tip percentage defaulted to (don't want to victimize our deliverer!). We ended up commiserating over how people often butcher the pronunciation/spelling of our unusual names.

    We both cry victimhood!

    There's another way to pronounce Hedonist? (headonist, as apposed to heedonist?) :wink:
    Apparently so, Ms. SD :rock_on:
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    SD48277 said:

    hedonist said:

    Just ordered in dinner for us and needed to chat with grubhub to increase what the tip percentage defaulted to (don't want to victimize our deliverer!). We ended up commiserating over how people often butcher the pronunciation/spelling of our unusual names.

    We both cry victimhood!

    There's another way to pronounce Hedonist? (headonist, as apposed to heedonist?) :wink:
    HeeDOOnist instead of Heedoughnist
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    hedonist said:

    Just ordered in dinner for us and needed to chat with grubhub to increase what the tip percentage defaulted to (don't want to victimize our deliverer!). We ended up commiserating over how people often butcher the pronunciation/spelling of our unusual names.

    We both cry victimhood!

    It's because most people don't know French, Hédoniste. Or is it Czek, Požitkář?
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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I'm irrelevant. Do I belong here now?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    ^^^ Who's that person?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    ^^^ Who's that person?

    :confused:
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Last-12-Exit said:

    I'm irrelevant. Do I belong here now?

    That's "insignificant" for you, mister!

    Just keeping it (somewhat) PJ-related. Not bullying, honestly :whistle:

    (B, I'm impressed! In Italian - yes, I searched - they drop the "h" altogether =) )
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Last-12-Exit said:

    I'm irrelevant. Do I belong here now?

    No. You should be fighting for a tight end spot on the Arizona Cardinal's roster.
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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Jason P said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    I'm irrelevant. Do I belong here now?

    No. You should be fighting for a tight end spot on the Arizona Cardinal's roster.
    I'm way to old for that shit.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    ^^^ Who's that person?

    :confused:
    Oh sorry. I didn't realize that was you. Just thought it was some random, irrelevant guy.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    edited September 2015
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    ^^^ Who's that person?

    :confused:
    Oh sorry. I didn't realize that was you. Just thought it was some random, irrelevant guy.
    Hahahaha

    Well played sir
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,078
    keenan allen, drew brees, and darren sproles significantly underperformed today. i am gonna lose in fantast football.

    I am a victim!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,116
    gimmesometruth27 said:

    keenan allen, drew brees, and darren sproles significantly underperformed today. i am gonna lose in fantast football.

    I am a victim!!!

    Cj Anderson and jeremy hill got me three points combined!!!! I m a victim.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    edited September 2015
    gimmesometruth27 said:

    keenan allen, drew brees, and darren sproles significantly underperformed today. i am gonna lose in fantast football.

    I am a victim!!!

    I panick drafted Keenan Allen this year as the clock wound down on me in the 6th round. I never wanted him after last year. I hated myself at the time for doing it. I'm hating myself today for doing it (although I still got a sliver of a chance- 40 points from Luck and Vinateri).
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Victimized by your strange yet exotic sports language!

    (read it to my guy who's also doing the FF thing and he totally got it. Actually said to me, "well, yeah" :angry: )

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