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No, but I would like to be woo'd.northerndragon said:
So what your saying is you'd consider it?Amongst the Ani said:
While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.northerndragon said:
Dear Sir/Madam/Ani,Amongst the Ani said:Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.
Sincerely,
The Degenerate Council
The council will take this new information into account.
That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.Empty Glass said:I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
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I'm going to give Rob a bit more credit and I can absolutely tell you how I'm certain it isn't Rob-- no Crocs.Amongst the Ani said:Here you ladies go. Rob at the gym maybe?????????:
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Stalking is a hobby of mineAmongst the Ani said:
Where did you get my photo from?northerndragon said:Anything you lose from being honest
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.0 -
fuck...All I see is "image"...I can't see why I'm being made fun ofHobbes said:I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
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It shows up on the computer, but not on my phone dammit! Please stand by while we handle a few technical difficulties.
We seem to have resolved the issue and to be nice so you don't have to scroll all the way back to the original post here you go.Post edited by northerndragon onAnything you lose from being honest
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.0 -
you can always PM it to me...northerndragon said:Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous).
I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.Post edited by RKCNDY onThe joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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...and meRKCNDY said:
you can always PM it to me...northerndragon said:Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous).
I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.ELITIST FUK0 -
We can't lose the ladies. I agree the thread would be stale quickly.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
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total sausage fest.Amongst the Ani said:We can't lose the ladies. I agree the thread would be stale quickly.
No bueno.0 -
You both have a treat in your inbox.SD48277 said:
...and meRKCNDY said:
you can always PM it to me...northerndragon said:Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous).
I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.Anything you lose from being honest
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.0 -
Can you please send to empty as well. He was looking to do more auditions for his next GB video he wants to film.northerndragon said:
You both have a treat in your inbox.SD48277 said:
...and meRKCNDY said:
you can always PM it to me...northerndragon said:Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous).
I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle0 -
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go toIf I had known then what I know now...
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Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle0 -
In other words, Ani doesn't think he measures up...I can handle it. I'm still looking for more pics to post...Amongst the Ani said:
Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
Please forward to empty with the other ladies if you do the PM thing.RKCNDY said:
In other words, Ani doesn't think he measures up...I can handle it. I'm still looking for more pics to post...Amongst the Ani said:
Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.
I also don't have any good shirts with me at work. You will have to wait until tomorrow.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle0 -
another grammatically confusing post.Amongst the Ani said:
Please forward to empty with the other ladies if you do the PM thing.RKCNDY said:
In other words, Ani doesn't think he measures up...I can handle it. I'm still looking for more pics to post...Amongst the Ani said:
Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 220 -
Lifting drains blood from the brain.imalive said:
another grammatically confusing post.Amongst the Ani said:
Please forward to empty with the other ladies if you do the PM thing.RKCNDY said:
In other words, Ani doesn't think he measures up...I can handle it. I'm still looking for more pics to post...Amongst the Ani said:
Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 20150 -
just his short sleeve, button downs with pocket protector.Amongst the Ani said:RKCNDY said:
In other words, Ani doesn't think he measures up...I can handle it. I'm still looking for more pics to post...Amongst the Ani said:
Too much man skin in this thread for one day. I will save that for another one. It might be too much good looking men in one thread for the day and the ladies plus empty might faint.imalive said:
yes, please do....make sure you're in your semper fi shirt with the sleeves cut off.Empty Glass said:Yeah Ani, post a selfie for the ladies
IDGoneF about which gym you do or do not go to
And you so do GAF. I only posted it for you after all since I know you care so much.
I also don't have any good shirts with me at work.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 220 -
no, if Empty does not request it himself, I won't send it...he might get offended and then report me and then Kat will bear her claws at me...I don't want that. Hi Kat!The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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