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Tonight's Oakland poster is SO ugly...

High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,439
edited November 2013 in The Porch
that two years from now it will be an action figure.

Bah-dum-bum!
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  • TN70407TN70407 Posts: 217
    That it closes all four eyes to look in the mirror


    Bah-dum-bum!
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    That it makes me appreciate the Bigfoot poster!

    Bah-dum-bum!
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    You mean Frank did an ugly poster??crazy talk!

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    Nothing is as fugly as the Brooklyn poster. :?
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,524
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    that two years from now it will be an action figure.

    Bah-dum-bum!

    Well played sir.

    In all seriousness I get dizzy when I look at this poster. My eyes try to focus the two sets of eyes into one. Not a pleasant feeling.
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  • ZodZod Posts: 10,836
    Do you buy it when its ugly? I bought the Vancouver 2011 poster because I buy one from all the shows I go to.. but I don't know if it'll ever get framed. It's probably destined to stay in a poster tube for eternity.

    Who does the quality control? :)
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  • retroponyretropony Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 351
    that it will sell on ebay for $200 in five years....
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    I hope the Seattle poster won't be as ugly... :?
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  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    Zod wrote:
    Who does the quality control? :)

    Its Stones fault
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  • Kearn5yKearn5y Ireland Posts: 3,018
    That I like it
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  • JD2381JD2381 Posts: 52
    One word:

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  • TN70407TN70407 Posts: 217
    Next Year's Hot Toy in the Shop

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  • BE9456BE9456 Posts: 148
    The sticker and shirt make up for it.

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  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,998
    TN70407 wrote:
    Next Year's Hot Toy in the Shop

    1ax5w.jpg

    :lol:
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  • DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    BE9456 wrote:
    The sticker and shirt make up for it.

    RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Yes WayYes Way Posts: 453
    pjradio wrote:
    Zod wrote:
    Who does the quality control? :)

    Its Stones fault
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    Actually it's my fault. Sorry everyone.
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  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    Zod wrote:
    Do you buy it when its ugly? I bought the Vancouver 2011 poster because I buy one from all the shows I go to.. but I don't know if it'll ever get framed. It's probably destined to stay in a poster tube for eternity.

    Who does the quality control? :)

    Yeah, so far the few concerts I have gone to have had crappy posterr. I didn't get the Vancouver one either, but this time I said what the hell. I hang my posters in my office (I will buy others if I like the art work), so this Oakland one may get hung behind me so I don't have to look at it. :lol:
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  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,439
    edited November 2013
    TN70407 wrote:
    Next Year's Hot Toy in the Shop

    1ax5w.jpg

    Now THAT is well played! Falla Cowboy!
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  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,439
    retropony wrote:
    that it will sell on ebay for $200 in five years....

    OR, more likely, it will be stuck in the ten club shop section for $20 and free shipping.

    Anyone know if the poster was sold out last night? My guess... NOT.
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,479
    TN70407 wrote:
    Next Year's Hot Toy in the Shop

    1ax5w.jpg

    Thanks for making me spit Coke all over my keyboard. :crazy:
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  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    I didn't buy it,because it did mess with my vision. Maybe thats what it was intended to do.
    My frigg'in vertigo kicked in.And like the person above,I was drawn to the eyes. All four! :)
    So I bought my son a beanie. Only to find out that he really wanted a scarf. :(
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    Zod wrote:
    Do you buy it when its ugly? I bought the Vancouver 2011 poster because I buy one from all the shows I go to.. but I don't know if it'll ever get framed. It's probably destined to stay in a poster tube for eternity.

    Who does the quality control? :)
    Used to buy the poster if I'm at the show because I'm a completist (I think that's a condition :lol::lol: ) but I didn't get it. Also did not get Worcester 1 eyeball. Didn't mean to get Buffalo and both NYCs but grabbed the s/n in a moment of weakness. Honestly almost grabbed the Kozik today but ughhhh. So hideous. I'll have enough good memories (and a sticker!) to commemorate the experience, I don't need an ugly poster sitting in a portfolio.
  • DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    I was highly disappointed with the Buffalo poster. I am from the area and was expecting something cool. Instead it was a drag queen buffalo.
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  • TN70407TN70407 Posts: 217
    HesCalledDyer wrote:
    TN70407 wrote:
    Next Year's Hot Toy in the Shop

    1ax5w.jpg

    Thanks for making me spit Coke all over my keyboard. :crazy:


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  • Luckytwn1Luckytwn1 Posts: 517
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    retropony wrote:
    that it will sell on ebay for $200 in five years....

    OR, more likely, it will be stuck in the ten club shop section for $20 and free shipping.

    Anyone know if the poster was sold out last night? My guess... NOT.

    The stand right by the Ten Club section closest to the stage had a whole stack of them after the show that were unsold.
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    The most brutal thing about this poster is the fact that it's 'novelty'- the double set of eyes- is not original.

    Munk One did the double eyes on a Soundgarden poster (Las Vegas).

    This poster is shitty and the catchy feature has been taken from someone else.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,860
    Re: Tonight's Oakland poster is SO ugly...

    how ugly is it?
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  • we-were-but-stoneswe-were-but-stones Posts: 679
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    The most brutal thing about this poster is the fact that it's 'novelty'- the double set of eyes- is not original.

    Munk One did the double eyes on a Soundgarden poster (Las Vegas).

    This poster is shitty and the catchy feature has been taken from someone else.

    Kozik not being original & copying off munk one :lol::lol::lol: yeah right
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,435
    The poster is hideous (was Roy Rogers from Oakland?).... But I do appreciate the trippy eye thing. It's not easy to make a poster that causes physical discomfort when you look at it!
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