Random thread about anything

peacefrompaul wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"

Of course I did.

So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.

Bravo Mom. Bravo.

She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:

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JonnyPistachio wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

I learned a new word today. Twerking :corn:

I saw this too.. I figured it was tweeting while at work, but i'm likely wrong... probably something sexual..
I dont want to know.

PJ_Soul wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

My mom came over with a board and two fancy martini glasses that my dad supposedly paid $40 each for, and said, "do you want to see a magic trick?"

Of course I did.

So she balances the board on the two expensive martini glasses, and steps on up there. The glasses shattered like bombs all over my balcony and mom went flying.

Bravo Mom. Bravo.

She just left to go home and break the news to my Dad. :fp:

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I gave her the slow clap.

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

:fp:


http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings

funny shit

Leezestarr313 wrote:

But wait, there's more ... http://runt-of-the-web.com/bad-tattoos :shock: :fp:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

But wait, there's more ... http://runt-of-the-web.com/bad-tattoos :shock: :fp: