My 7 Year Old Daughter's Take On Religion

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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    Smellyman wrote:
    “If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

    -Jack handy

    Jack Handy: best philosopher ever. Period.

    I personally liked, "If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava... let 'em go. Because man, they're gone."
    "I hope they never find out that lightning has vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?"
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    “We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”

    probably needs its own thread....
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Smellyman wrote:
    “We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”

    probably needs its own thread....

    I went over to the All Encompassing Trip to do so... but never did.

    Really funny, but you are correct... we should leave the thread to its own integrity.

    While I'm writing though (and speaking of grandpa): When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    Smellyman wrote:
    “We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”

    probably needs its own thread....

    I went over to the All Encompassing Trip to do so... but never did.

    Really funny, but you are correct... we should leave the thread to its own integrity.

    While I'm writing though (and speaking of grandpa): When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

    :lol::lol:
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
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    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    Smellyman wrote:
    “We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”

    probably needs its own thread....

    I went over to the All Encompassing Trip to do so... but never did.

    Really funny, but you are correct... we should leave the thread to its own integrity.

    While I'm writing though (and speaking of grandpa): When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

    :lol::lol:

    awesome
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    Some people believe that everything can be explained by human logic, reasoning and intelligence, too.

    I think they're just covering for their own fears.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    know1 wrote:
    Some people believe that everything can be explained by human logic, reasoning and intelligence, too.

    I think they're just covering for their own fears.

    some people are ok with knowing that we don't know.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    know1 wrote:
    Some people believe that everything can be explained by human logic, reasoning and intelligence, too.

    I think they're just covering for their own fears.

    some people are ok with knowing that we don't know.
    and some people know that we don't know everything but don't prescribe to tales from days past when they go so against logic that we do know.
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    callen wrote:
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    know1 wrote:
    Some people believe that everything can be explained by human logic, reasoning and intelligence, too.

    I think they're just covering for their own fears.

    some people are ok with knowing that we don't know.
    and some people know that we don't know everything but don't prescribe to tales from days past when they go so against logic that we do know.

    I'm struggling to try and understand what it is you have expressed. Can you reword this please?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    callen wrote:
    and some people know that we don't know everything but don't prescribe to tales from days past when they go so against logic that we do know.

    I'm struggling to try and understand what it is you have expressed. Can you reword this please?

    I think they are saying the same thing I was....but I can't be positive........
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014

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