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8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    skim milk > creamer
    I've met Rob

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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,186
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.
    I feel your pain. People in my office tend to fill up their mug half full of creamer and we're always running out. Have my own supply for those emergency situations.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    markymark550 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.
    I feel your pain. People in my office tend to fill up their mug half full of creamer and we're always running out. Have my own supply for those emergency situations.


    i've secured a 3 day supply....i will be continuing to stock pile...until i reach a 6 day back up
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    bring in your own supplies, yes/no?

    1. your own salad dressing
    2. your own creamer
    3. your own honey
    4. your own teas
    5. a fork that is yours
    6. a large bowl of peanut m&ms

    bring in your own toilet paper for when you sit resting in the restroom. this is a 40-42 minute relaxation period for meditation
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    bring in your own supplies, yes/no?

    1. your own salad dressing
    2. your own creamer
    3. your own honey
    4. your own teas
    5. a fork that is yours
    6. a large bowl of peanut m&ms

    bring in your own toilet paper for when you sit resting in the restroom. this is a 40-42 minute relaxation period for meditation

    i do have my own fork and spoon.

    i will not buy my own creamer so long as it is provided.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,840
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    bring in your own supplies, yes/no?

    1. your own salad dressing
    2. your own creamer
    3. your own honey
    4. your own teas
    5. a fork that is yours
    6. a large bowl of peanut m&ms

    bring in your own toilet paper for when you sit resting in the restroom. this is a 40-42 minute relaxation period for meditation

    i do have my own fork and spoon.

    i will not buy my own creamer so long as it is provided.

    Does your office have Cascade for the dishwasher?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    bring in your own supplies, yes/no?

    1. your own salad dressing
    2. your own creamer
    3. your own honey
    4. your own teas
    5. a fork that is yours
    6. a large bowl of peanut m&ms

    bring in your own toilet paper for when you sit resting in the restroom. this is a 40-42 minute relaxation period for meditation

    i do have my own fork and spoon.

    i will not buy my own creamer so long as it is provided.
    you enjoy theirs the best vs' your favorite creamer you could be bringing in? i do understand fully saving yourself a couple bucks
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,399
    Creamer / milk = :sick:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dankind wrote:
    Does your office have Cascade for the dishwasher?

    we do have a dishwasher, i do not know the brand of cleaner....nor what it smells like
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    do you use a foreal coffee cup from home or bullshit styrofoam cups & plates or paper or those red thin ass plastic plates? im trying to get you set up correctly to function like a happy professional who is not helping to fill your local landfill :D
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Call Peter North into the office.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    do you wash the chalkboards after the bell rings? do you bang the erasers together to get the chalk dust out?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Call Peter North into the office.
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,573
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Call Peter North into the office.
    :mrgreen:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    do you use a foreal coffee cup from home or bullshit styrofoam cups & plates or paper or those red thin ass plastic plates? im trying to get you set up correctly to function like a happy professional who is not helping to fill your local landfill :D

    i use a mug from the chicago art institute
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Call Peter North into the office.

    you people disgust me. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,840
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    do you use a foreal coffee cup from home or bullshit styrofoam cups & plates or paper or those red thin ass plastic plates? im trying to get you set up correctly to function like a happy professional who is not helping to fill your local landfill :D

    i use a mug from the chicago art institute

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.

    Pussy.

    Drink the coffee black
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,320
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.

    Pussy.

    Drink the coffee black

    Exactly!
  • ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.

    Pussy.

    Drink the coffee black

    Oh is THIS why he made the 'next tuesday' thread? :lol:

    As a former coffee supply purchaser, I have some tips to help prevent disappointment with your office coffee:

    1. Make friends with the person who orders the coffee and coffee accessories. This way, she (or he) may order your preference of coffee blend or creamer in time.
    2. Offer to unpack it once the delivery arrives. This way, you have first dibs access to the goods and can snag a cup full of creamers and/or sugars which you can hoard at your desk in case of emergency.
    3. Do not underestimate how much sugar is in a 'Nips' hard candy. Or Wether's Originals. These candies are available in different flavors and go on sale at drugstores (CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid) all the time. Keep a box of those in your desk for ultra emergencies and drop one or two in your super duper steaming hot coffee when no creamer or sugar is available, or when the only coffee available is the really gross flavor.

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dankind wrote:
    Does your office have Cascade for the dishwasher?

    we have a box of powdered cascade for the office dishwasher....

    i may or may not have taken a sniff of it.
    81 is now off the air

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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,840
    81 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    Does your office have Cascade for the dishwasher?

    we have a box of powdered cascade for the office dishwasher....

    i may or may not have taken a sniff of it.

    you're a sick motherfucker, 81!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,246
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.
    Is that kinda sorta like poaching?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    duska3419 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.

    Pussy.

    Drink the coffee black

    Oh is THIS why he made the 'next tuesday' thread? :lol:

    As a former coffee supply purchaser, I have some tips to help prevent disappointment with your office coffee:

    1. Make friends with the person who orders the coffee and coffee accessories. This way, she (or he) may order your preference of coffee blend or creamer in time.
    2. Offer to unpack it once the delivery arrives. This way, you have first dibs access to the goods and can snag a cup full of creamers and/or sugars which you can hoard at your desk in case of emergency.
    3. Do not underestimate how much sugar is in a 'Nips' hard candy. Or Wether's Originals. These candies are available in different flavors and go on sale at drugstores (CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid) all the time. Keep a box of those in your desk for ultra emergencies and drop one or two in your super duper steaming hot coffee when no creamer or sugar is available, or when the only coffee available is the really gross flavor.

    :thumbup:

    we get two coffee types...and two flavors of cream. end of story. :fp:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    we have a shortage in the office. i'm now hoarding.
    Is that kinda sorta like poaching?

    :lol:

    yeah...sort of....except it's not illegal. just selfish. :P :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dankind wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    Does your office have Cascade for the dishwasher?

    we have a box of powdered cascade for the office dishwasher....

    i may or may not have taken a sniff of it.

    you're a sick motherfucker, 81!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    you don't know the half of it
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  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,829
    At my desk I have my own:

    Coffee Grinder
    French Press
    Beans
    Spoon
    PJ Mug (one of Niko's - thanks bud)
    Dispenser of Sugar in the Raw
    skim milk (stored in the fridge)
    detergent


    Don't depend on anyone in the office for anything you can supply yourself.

    Also at my desk (unrelated to coffee):

    a week's supply of cashews
    a stash of mini 100 grand bars
    paper towels
    bowls
    yorgurt spoon
    can of chunky chicken noodle
    Trevis plastic cup
    coasters
    glasses cleaning supplies
    about $30 worth of miscellaneous value stamps

    Again I stress that the key to happiness while trapped at work is not depending on the office to supply you with anything.

    P.S. Creamers are gross.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    do you bring in your own #2 pencils?
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  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,829
    81 wrote:
    do you bring in your own #2 pencils?

    don't use them. I hate paper.

    notes are made in word and one note.

    comments are made in Adobe or ACAD.

    i have 2 pens I took from the office for my log book.... oh, and they supply me with business cards.

    ;)
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
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