Does anyone suffer from IRNS?

JK_Livin
JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Itchy Right Nipple Syndrome. It's driving me nuts because you can only itch it so much until a fingernail catches it wrong.
Alright, alright, alright!
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    No but I do suffer from ILHBS... Trying to form a non-profit to raise funds for research.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    No but I do suffer from ILHBS... Trying to form a non-profit to raise funds for research.


    Itchy Left Hairy Ball Syndrome?
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    uh oh ... TMI
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    I moisturize but it still itches.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    You should get NLRT, or Nipple Laser Removal Therapy.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    You should get NLRT, or Nipple Laser Removal Therapy.

    I don't think I'd look right without nipples, functional or not.
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    You should get NLRT, or Nipple Laser Removal Therapy.

    This thought made my junk shrivel up. I could always get that guy from Game of Thrones to lop it off.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,436
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    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,567
    Jason P said:
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    Hee-hee
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.