********. Official Kate Upton Thread********

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I find it more perplexing that she is clearly saying "Help me JonnyPistachio, you're my only hope."
    And I never got the message.

    But yeah, good point about her uncanny ability to keep the cans imprisoned.
    :lol:
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  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.
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  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    i guess i don't have to keep looking ...

    thanks ... thanks for nothing ...

    :evil:

    :lol::lol:
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    Pretty sure she is saying "His ram" in response to the question what do you like most about rearviewross.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rearviewross wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    Pretty sure she is saying "His ram" in response to the question what do you like most about rearviewross.

    :think:
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.


    I've never heard her speak.

    I think you are right. But to me it looks like she's saying "It's raining" or "It's wet".
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    LloydXmas wrote:
    http://vimeo.com/m/41393068


    :corn:

    that is the greatest video I've ever seen in my life. I can now gouge out my eyes as I no longer need to see anything again.
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    edited April 2013
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:


    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012 ... st-gifs-13
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    LloydXmas wrote:
    :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:


    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012 ... st-gifs-13

    Christ....that's just not even fair.

    :::drools:::
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    How is she with Puff Daddy? Why Kate!?! WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen ... -1.1312202
  • B.Kutys
    B.Kutys Posts: 119
    LloydXmas wrote:
    http://vimeo.com/m/41393068


    :corn:
    my penis thanks you
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    kate-upton-490.jpg

    Why do women eat Popsicles in secret. Why do women feel weird for eating bananas in public.

    Cause you guys get to excited.

    Don't worry Diddy is not getting her tasty treats

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    kate-upton-plays-video-game.jpg

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    kateupton021813-1.jpg

    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?
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  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,900
    STAYSEA wrote:

    kateupton021813-1.jpg

    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?

    something tells me she might make it, even though I'm absolutely certain she can't sing a note.

    :fp:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    shep wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:

    kateupton021813-1.jpg

    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?

    something tells me she might make it, even though I'm absolutely certain she can't sing a note.

    :fp:
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  • dougfloyd
    dougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,585
    Black Diamond wrote:

    First time in my life I am grateful for auto-tune...

    :lol::lol:
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    curves are so sexy. women were not meant to be rail thin. Thank you, Ms Upton, for bringing sexy back.
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Why do women eat Popsicles in secret. Why do women feel weird for eating bananas in public.

    Did you capitalize "Popsicles" for dramatic effect?
    it's all your fault. Men bite popsicles,...and/or we eat them in private too.
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