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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Last night a drunk girl came up to me after our bands gig and she said she liked my corduroy coat. Then, right in front of my wife, this girl starts rubbing against me saying how she loved the feel of corduroy. I tried to move out of her way and push her off of me, but she was wasted and almost fell over. Then she vomited all over the street. Nearly got me, but I narrowly escaped unvomited upon. Weird night.. I think many folks started their st patty party early.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Last night a drunk girl came up to me after our bands gig and she said she liked my corduroy coat. Then, right in front of my wife, this girl starts rubbing against me saying how she loved the feel of corduroy. I tried to move out of her way and push her off of me, but she was wasted and almost fell over. Then she vomited all over the street. Nearly got me, but I narrowly escaped unvomited upon. Weird night.. I think many folks started their st patty party early.


    BEHOLD, the Power of the Beard!
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Last night a drunk girl came up to me after our bands gig and she said she liked my corduroy coat. Then, right in front of my wife, this girl starts rubbing against me saying how she loved the feel of corduroy. I tried to move out of her way and push her off of me, but she was wasted and almost fell over. Then she vomited all over the street. Nearly got me, but I narrowly escaped unvomited upon. Weird night.. I think many folks started their st patty party early.
    Hahah wow! Chics love dudes in bands!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    We are about to walk out the door for Lisa's first St. Patricks day!!! Hopefully, I am not passed out with my shoes on by 6pm this year.. wish us luck!! :D
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Caveeze wrote:
    We are about to walk out the door for Lisa's first St. Patricks day!!! Hopefully, I am not passed out with my shoes on by 6pm this year.. wish us luck!! :D
    Have fun you crazy kids!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I just IM'd my boss to ask him if he was available at 9 and that needed to talk to him. :lol:

    He probably thinks something major is up but i just have to give him a heads up about a drs appointment :twisted:
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    oh man - so weird - i am starting to feel a little under the weather -- i will make sure to mention it a lot around the office this week and each day i will probably feel progressively worse -- by Thursday and Friday there will be no way i can come in and risk getting everyone sick. :shifty:

    #thebigdance
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Last night a drunk girl came up to me after our bands gig and she said she liked my corduroy coat. Then, right in front of my wife, this girl starts rubbing against me saying how she loved the feel of corduroy. I tried to move out of her way and push her off of me, but she was wasted and almost fell over. Then she vomited all over the street. Nearly got me, but I narrowly escaped unvomited upon. Weird night.. I think many folks started their st patty party early.
    Hahah wow! Chics love dudes in bands!

    Actually, I think this chick was legitimately into the feeling of corduroy. She wasnt just feeling it though, she was trying to roll on me like I was a bed sheet. She was turning around and pushing against me like a cat.
    and maybe a little bit of this helped:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    BEHOLD, the Power of the Beard!
    :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
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    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    kw18 wrote:
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    I just read a quote from Satchel Paige: "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."

    What kind of name is Satchel anyways?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    What kind of name is Satchel anyways?

    More of a handbag then a legendary pitcher.
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    6a00d83451b4ba69e2017c37d26d6f970b-350wi

    I just read a quote from Satchel Paige: "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."

    What kind of name is Satchel anyways?
    I like when they call a purse a satchel it sounds so fancy. :lol:
    I feel like i'm 18 but when I look in the mirror I keep finding a 35 year old ;)
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    At the doctors waiting in the little room


    Fucking Seinfeld.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    At the doctors waiting in the little room


    Fucking Seinfeld.

    beware the rubber glove.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Dissidentman wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    At the doctors waiting in the little room


    Fucking Seinfeld.

    beware the rubber glove.
    Usually it takes dinner and wine for this kind of pleasure
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Doc. Why are you holding me down with two hands.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Doc. Why are you holding me down with two hands.

    I'm glad you are still able to post, being restrained like that.
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dissidentman wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Doc. Why are you holding me down with two hands.

    I'm glad you are still able to post, being restrained like that.

    That's some serious talent.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    feels like something is missing.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    feels like something is missing.

    The one with the new job?

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