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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    29 cents off per gallon of gas on my next visit

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  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    edited March 2013
    Random guy farted in the elevator, couldn't help laughing- he got off on the next floor.

    Next floor after that really important guys gets in, sniffs and glances at me! NOOOOO!!! WTF, how do you try and explain that without looking guilty!

    Lesson learned, don't laugh at guy who farts in elevator.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Random guy farted in the elevator, couldn't help laughing- he got off of next floor.

    Next floor after that really important guys gets in, sniffs and glances at me! NOOOOO!!! WTF, how do you try and explain that without looking guilty!

    Lesson learned, don't laugh at guy who farts in elevator.

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Random guy farted in the elevator, couldn't help laughing- he got off on the next floor.

    Next floor after that really important guys gets in, sniffs and glances at me! NOOOOO!!! WTF, how do you try and explain that without looking guilty!

    Lesson learned, don't laugh at guy who farts in elevator.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:
  • mfc2006
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    81 wrote:
    i just remembered how much i hate the smell of dog shit. :fp:
    Even worse, when it gets wet or is sitting in water. I see that and it's instant dry-heave-ho.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ina-687341

    most surprising thing? not florida
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-687341

    most surprising thing? not florida


    :shock:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    i just remembered how much i hate the smell of dog shit. :fp:

    I cant believe you forgot.. :lol:
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  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    norm wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-687341

    most surprising thing? not florida
    So let me get this straight :? She had the barrel end in?! Is this correct??? Loaded :wtf: :crazy:
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  • walkintoyourgarden
    walkintoyourgarden Posts: 332
    i still can't decide if i find liam gallagher attractive or not (i've been trying to decide for like 6 years)
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  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    Caveeze wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i just remembered how much i hate the smell of dog shit. :fp:

    I cant believe you forgot.. :lol:


    How can you possibly forget.... now that the snow has melted I see dog crap everywhere !!! :lol:
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    My 5 year old hates the feeling of a cold toilet seat. I'm trying to convince him that a warm toilet seat is not good.
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Funny how when its time to mow the lawn 'it's raning' but when the guys call for a golf it's misty... :x
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Funny how when its time to mow the lawn 'it's raning' but when the guys call for a golf it's misty... :x

    :lol:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F8kT8avF3Y
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    My 5 year old hates the feeling of a cold toilet seat. I'm trying to convince him that a warm toilet seat is not good.

    :lol:
  • shetellsherself
    shetellsherself New Jersey Posts: 8,835
    Dissidentman wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    My 5 year old hates the feeling of a cold toilet seat. I'm trying to convince him that a warm toilet seat is not good.

    :lol:


    :lol: I had that same conversation with my 5 year old this weekend! :lol: once he understood where I was coming from he was more comfy with the cold seat but I may have created a phobia with sitting on public restroom toilets. Good thing he's a boy and that can often be avoided. :lol:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Is there a "whats for dessert" Thread?

    I had a chipwich last night and Im having withdrawls
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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Earlier this morning,I was brushing my Grandsons teeth. He is 3 1/2. As he was getting down from the sink, he said," I feel the floor shake beneath my feet. I said,"Thats what we would call an Earthquake.Totally unaware of the Earthquake that was happening in Southern California. I didn't find out until I saw Breaking News on my Yahoo Account a while later.

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