SHAVING.....or BEARD ........

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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    rollings wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I am really not all together today... for some odd reason, I thought you were suggesting my beard only smells funny for the first few minutes when/if it catches fire.

    :lol: I like your sig line... sir mountable? :P

    when your beard catches fire? wow, you added a whole other story there

    "yes, don't you worry Jonny, that nasty burning beard smell will only last a few minutes. Once the fire reaches your face, .....it won't smell so bad then...." :shock:

    :lol: Well, it could make for quite a spectacle. I once set my chest hair on fire at a party. Started at my belly button and it grew larger as it rose to my chest. It was a big hit.. that is, until the smell kicked in. :fp:

    why that does sound spectacular!
    but you're right...until the funny smell :wtf:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    hahaha..some very finny post...

    and its time for my shaving.. :x
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    kw18 wrote:
    This beard is getting a bit out of control. I may have to trim it. :think:

    Trimmed it. Now it feels too short. :(
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..


    Your beard, right?
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..


    Your beard, right?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..


    Your beard, right?

    :fp: :lol: :wtf:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:


    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..


    Your beard, right?

    :fp: :lol: :wtf:

    Hey, this place can get weird...
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..
    D, idk about you, but my shin is on my lower leg.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
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    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..
    D, idk about you, but my shin is on my lower leg.

    It's different in Europe.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Your beard, right?

    :fp: :lol: :wtf:

    Hey, this place can get weird...

    Hey, ive never said anything weird.
    Now back to my pencil holder beard. damn only got 4 in there today.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:


    :fp: :lol: :wtf:

    Hey, this place can get weird...

    Hey, ive never said anything weird.
    Now back to my pencil holder beard. damn only got 4 in there today.

    What kind of weight can it hold? Are we talkin' Sharpie?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Hey, this place can get weird...

    Hey, ive never said anything weird.
    Now back to my pencil holder beard. damn only got 4 in there today.

    What kind of weight can it hold? Are we talkin' Sharpie?

    I can get one sharpie, but barely. A few months ago I could get a couple of damned kielbasa stuck in there, but I trimmed it.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Hey, ive never said anything weird.
    Now back to my pencil holder beard. damn only got 4 in there today.

    What kind of weight can it hold? Are we talkin' Sharpie?

    I can get one sharpie, but barely. A few months ago I could get a couple of damned kielbasa stuck in there, but I trimmed it.

    How are Rick and BJ?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I can get one sharpie, but barely. A few months ago I could get a couple of damned kielbasa stuck in there, but I trimmed it.

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID



    good grief :fp:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I can get one sharpie, but barely. A few months ago I could get a couple of damned kielbasa stuck in there, but I trimmed it.

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID



    good grief :fp:

    :lol::lol: too easy?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..
    D, idk about you, but my shin is on my lower leg.
    haha..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..


    Your beard, right?
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    did the worst cut in years today..a piece of my shin on my face missing..

    :shock: be careful dude!

    hmm, its been a few weeks.. time to see how many pens/pencils I can get in there..
    no shit..im like al pacino :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”

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