How you feeling right now???

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    How am I feeling?
    Well let me tell you how the fuck I am feeling.
    I have the fucking flu, and I feel like I have been hit by a truck.
    I am off to see my dentist in 10 minutes, thats always a good time.

    But I am looking forward to giving someone a BIG "FUCK YOU!!!!", at some point today.
    :P

    Always look at the bright side of life.

    Who the hell goes to the dentist to get rid of the flu? I hope you dont go to the proctologist when you have a sore tooth! :P
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,853
    So I walk in to Mr. Dentite's office.
    Announce I have the flu.
    Mr. Dentite and assistant just laugh, and put on their little masks.
    Proceed to tell me every single one of their patients has had the flu the last 6-8 weeks.
    :lol::lol:

    Get my permanent teeth in 10 days.
    :P <
    No more stupid toothless smiley face!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I walk in to Mr. Dentite's office.
    Announce I have the flu.
    Mr. Dentite and assistant just laugh, and put on their little masks.
    Proceed to tell me every single one of their patients has had the flu the last 6-8 weeks.
    :lol::lol:

    Get my permanent teeth in 10 days.
    :P <
    No more stupid toothless smiley face!


    so maybe you caught the flu from them when you were there last week?!?
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Like I've been hit by a damn mack truck today! :fp:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,853
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I walk in to Mr. Dentite's office.
    Announce I have the flu.
    Mr. Dentite and assistant just laugh, and put on their little masks.
    Proceed to tell me every single one of their patients has had the flu the last 6-8 weeks.
    :lol::lol:

    Get my permanent teeth in 10 days.
    :P <
    No more stupid toothless smiley face!


    so maybe you caught the flu from them when you were there last week?!?
    Oh, I brought that point up.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    How am I feeling?
    Well let me tell you how the fuck I am feeling.
    I have the fucking flu, and I feel like I have been hit by a truck.
    I am off to see my dentist in 10 minutes, thats always a good time.

    But I am looking forward to giving someone a BIG "FUCK YOU!!!!", at some point today.
    :P

    Always look at the bright side of life.

    Hope you feel better.

    But really, who gives a rats ass that you're sick :wave:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    of.the.girl wrote:
    Like I've been hit by a damn mack truck today! :fp:

    have you considered not playing in the street as much
    81 is now off the air

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  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    81 wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    Like I've been hit by a damn mack truck today! :fp:

    have you considered not playing in the street as much
    The thought has crossed my mind but then what fun would I have in a day if I didn't?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I walk in to Mr. Dentite's office.
    Announce I have the flu.
    Mr. Dentite and assistant just laugh, and put on their little masks.
    Proceed to tell me every single one of their patients has had the flu the last 6-8 weeks.
    :lol::lol:

    Get my permanent teeth in 10 days.
    :P <
    No more stupid toothless smiley face!


    so maybe you caught the flu from them when you were there last week?!?
    Oh, I brought that point up.
    :lol::lol::lol:


    and in 10 days you can go back and get it again!!!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,853
    Doctor couldnt see me today or tomorrow.
    Told him my symptoms over the phone.
    He told me I had the flu.
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
    Told me to stop taking Aleve, and switch to Motrin.
    Ok.
    Then he told me to get some rest and drink plenty of liquids.

    I could have gotten the same advice from my 15 year old niece. :P
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,853
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    of.the.girl wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    wrecked
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    also, blitzed
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    i chase them away... 8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    old
    I lost a bet...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    hOngry
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    ALIVE
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”

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