SHAVING.....or BEARD ........

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Haven't trimmed my beard in two weeks. Getting thick. I wonder if I'll be allowed to refrain from trimming until I shave it later this spring. :think:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    weekend-no work-awesome
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    fuck that shit
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • MaxGoldenrod
    MaxGoldenrod Posts: 1,341
    Goatee to eliminate the baby face effect.

    Screw the whole beard. Unless you can grow one like the guys on Duck Dynasty.
    "Then the Spirit of God hovered over the water, and God said, Let there be music, and there was Pearl Jam."

    Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Near miss in Russia from the meteor.

    h06823887

    Thank god the beard will be OK.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    kw18 wrote:
    Near miss in Russia from the meteor.

    h06823887

    Thank god the beard will be OK.
    :shock:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    every morning...grgr
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    my fucking beard absorbs meteors. Send me to russia.

    Im going for it today.. 4 pens and 4 pencils, all stuck in there at funny angles. And I'm going to act like I forgot, and walk around the office for a bit.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    my fucking beard absorbs meteors. Send me to russia.

    Im going for it today.. 4 pens and 4 pencils, all stuck in there at funny angles. And I'm going to act like I forgot, and walk around the office for a bit.

    pics or it didn't happen
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    my fucking beard absorbs meteors. Send me to russia.

    Im going for it today.. 4 pens and 4 pencils, all stuck in there at funny angles. And I'm going to act like I forgot, and walk around the office for a bit.

    stuck in what? :shock:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    my fucking beard absorbs meteors. Send me to russia.

    Im going for it today.. 4 pens and 4 pencils, all stuck in there at funny angles. And I'm going to act like I forgot, and walk around the office for a bit.

    pics or it didn't happen

    meteors, or pens/pencils?
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    stuck in what? :shock:

    The beard!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    boo
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    sunday :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    fuckin monday
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    fuckin shit
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    This beard is getting a bit out of control. I may have to trim it. :think:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I like jogging when its cold here (which is rare), because all I have is a raggedy old sweater and I have a good fat beard. I think people think im a homeless man running through their hoity toity neighborhood. Im going to start waving at the trees and really freak them out.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I like jogging when its cold here (which is rare), because all I have is a raggedy old sweater and I have a good fat beard. I think people think im a homeless man running through their hoity toity neighborhood. Im going to start waving at the trees and really freak them out.

    youtube link?
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://msnvideo.msn.com/?videoid=ac829d ... epermalink
    have perfect strangers on the street shave your mug
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    no more forever."
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I like jogging when its cold here (which is rare), because all I have is a raggedy old sweater and I have a good fat beard. I think people think im a homeless man running through their hoity toity neighborhood. Im going to start waving at the trees and really freak them out.

    youtube link?

    Hmm, not a bad idea. I'll get some video tomorrow if I can remember. should be ice cold in the AM.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)

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