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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Hey! Peacefrompaul.


    You called?
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Hey! Peacefrompaul.


    You called?
    I made a comment to your post earlier,about the Professor.
    I screwed up. it wasn't yours, it was PJSoul's post. Sorry!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:
    Nope it happened! That guy made me quit dating for awhile!
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:

    OMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing at this horrible story! HORRENDOUS!!! Whispering hands for the win. :o :? :fp:
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!

    Amazing! :lol:
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    This younger guy takes me out...
    He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
    During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

    I went to the bathroom.
    I came back he was gone!

    A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

    My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

    I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

    It was bad!
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!


    PLEASE!!!!!!! :cry:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:

    That is about all you can say to that :lol:
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    whispering hands wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!


    THIS is the worst!!! I can't believe you survived. Hats off to you. Poor horses...
    That guy deserves some type of prize... WOW. :shock:


    I want the revenge story!!!!! Please...
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    STAYSEA wrote:
    This younger guy takes me out...
    He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
    During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

    I went to the bathroom.
    I came back he was gone!

    A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

    My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

    I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

    It was bad!
    I think the fuel for the first ever time machine that will take people back to 1994 will be a liquified version of sublime karaoke.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    Yes it was, thank you... I'm still laughing!
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    whispering hands wrote:
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

    Public Humiliation! :lol: More like a Public Service Announcement! Good for him! :thumbup:
    Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Bravo to Whisperinghands story :clap:
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    whispering hands wrote:
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

    Excellent.

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