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  • Better Dan
    Better Dan Posts: 5,684
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    Oh yeah..
    Bimbo once FAILED the written test to become a janitor.

    She STUDIED? To take a test to become a janitor, and FAILED the written test?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    :fp: :fp: :o:o :shock: :shock: :lol::lol: :? :?
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    1. I met a girl maybe 12 years ago who lived about 45 minutes south of me. We met for a date in between, and she seemed nice. it was a decent date. She was smart and interesting. then I went to her place once. Then we talked on the phone a few more times and during the conversation, she asked about my job. I told her I did video production. Then she asked where I live, I said near the intracoastal waterway by a park and gave her directions because she was coming to my place for the third date. But then she even asked what kind of car I drove, so I was getting a little put off. I had a decent car (subaru wrx).

    Anyways, she comes to my place finally a few days later (and planned to stay overnight). My apartment was very small, old, and nothing special, but I loved it. It was a great location. But when she arrived, she looked around and said, "I thought you lived by the intracoastal." All of a sudden it dawned on me that she lived in Ft.Lauderdale where anything near the intracoastal was VERY expensive. She asked where the bathroom was and when I showed her, she refused to use it because there was a crack in the window and a stairway to the upstairs apartment very close to the window. (you couldnt see in though). She looked around my apartment appallingly, and wouldnt even sit down. Then she said, "I thought you were a movie producer." wtf? I told her I did educational video production. She was very disappointed. Then I suggested we walk to the restaurant. It was a nice night and it was only three blocks. She wouldnt walk. Thats no big deal though.. the dinner was very awkward, and I realized that she was looking for someone with far more wealth than I had. Needless to say, she didnt stay overnight. South Florida is a place that can be very hard to date.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    must be back at 90's,met a girl at bar we end up at her place...

    see her one more time after 2 days..

    after 2-3 weeks he pass from my place....

    was strange how she knew where was my house

    she told me she was pregnant 2 months and it was mine..

    i never laughed so hard in my life..

    after i told her i know her 2-3 weeks only,how is this possible,she continue the lie and told me a mother knows

    then i play the card,that cant happen cos i have healthy issue and cant have babies..

    took her 20 seconds to leave my place.. :lol:

    She of all people should know that you can't have babies that way...
    i dont know...that time i thought someone was making a joke or something..cant happen this stupid thing.
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  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    1. I met a girl maybe 12 years ago who lived about 45 minutes south of me. We met for a date in between, and she seemed nice. it was a decent date. She was smart and interesting. then I went to her place once. Then we talked on the phone a few more times and during the conversation, she asked about my job. I told her I did video production. Then she asked where I live, I said near the intracoastal waterway by a park and gave her directions because she was coming to my place for the third date. But then she even asked what kind of car I drove, so I was getting a little put off. I had a decent car (subaru wrx).

    Anyways, she comes to my place finally a few days later (and planned to stay overnight). My apartment was very small, old, and nothing special, but I loved it. It was a great location. But when she arrived, she looked around and said, "I thought you lived by the intracoastal." All of a sudden it dawned on me that she lived in Ft.Lauderdale where anything near the intracoastal was VERY expensive. She asked where the bathroom was and when I showed her, she refused to use it because there was a crack in the window and a stairway to the upstairs apartment very close to the window. (you couldnt see in though). She looked around my apartment appallingly, and wouldnt even sit down. Then she said, "I thought you were a movie producer." wtf? I told her I did educational video production. She was very disappointed. Then I suggested we walk to the restaurant. It was a nice night and it was only three blocks. She wouldnt walk. Thats no big deal though.. the dinner was very awkward, and I realized that she was looking for someone with far more wealth than I had. Needless to say, she didnt stay overnight. South Florida is a place that can be very hard to date.

    I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..but she ain't messing with no broke.........

    Beast!
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Blind date fixed up by my best friends sister... She lived on Long Island... I found out she lived in one the most exclusive parts of LI...

    I drove up in my Toyota Corolla... Saw her at window rollling her eyes... She sent out her maid to inform me that the date was off.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    1. I met a girl maybe 12 years ago who lived about 45 minutes south of me. We met for a date in between, and she seemed nice. it was a decent date. She was smart and interesting. then I went to her place once. Then we talked on the phone a few more times and during the conversation, she asked about my job. I told her I did video production. Then she asked where I live, I said near the intracoastal waterway by a park and gave her directions because she was coming to my place for the third date. But then she even asked what kind of car I drove, so I was getting a little put off. I had a decent car (subaru wrx).

    Anyways, she comes to my place finally a few days later (and planned to stay overnight). My apartment was very small, old, and nothing special, but I loved it. It was a great location. But when she arrived, she looked around and said, "I thought you lived by the intracoastal." All of a sudden it dawned on me that she lived in Ft.Lauderdale where anything near the intracoastal was VERY expensive. She asked where the bathroom was and when I showed her, she refused to use it because there was a crack in the window and a stairway to the upstairs apartment very close to the window. (you couldnt see in though). She looked around my apartment appallingly, and wouldnt even sit down. Then she said, "I thought you were a movie producer." wtf? I told her I did educational video production. She was very disappointed. Then I suggested we walk to the restaurant. It was a nice night and it was only three blocks. She wouldnt walk. Thats no big deal though.. the dinner was very awkward, and I realized that she was looking for someone with far more wealth than I had. Needless to say, she didnt stay overnight. South Florida is a place that can be very hard to date.


    I think I would have been dissapointed too
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    For my 20th birthday the guy I was dating said he was going to take me to a nice restaurant downtown. I wasn't expecting the Signature Room or anything like that, but he took me to Ed Debevic's. Which, for those of you that don't know Chicago, pretty much sells only burgers and fries and their gimmick is that they treat you like shit. So that was fun. My birthday's in the summer so I wanted to just walk around the city afterwards, along the lake on the beach or whatever. He wasn't in the mood for that, so we left and went back to his place where we proceeded to scream at each other for a good hour or two. Worst. Birthday. Ever.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Blind date fixed up by my best friends sister... She lived on Long Island... I found out she lived in one the most exclusive parts of LI...

    I drove up in my Toyota Corolla... Saw her at window rollling her eyes... She sent out her maid to inform me that the date was off.
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    1. I met a girl maybe 12 years ago who lived about 45 minutes south of me. We met for a date in between, and she seemed nice. it was a decent date. She was smart and interesting. then I went to her place once. Then we talked on the phone a few more times and during the conversation, she asked about my job. I told her I did video production. Then she asked where I live, I said near the intracoastal waterway by a park and gave her directions because she was coming to my place for the third date. But then she even asked what kind of car I drove, so I was getting a little put off. I had a decent car (subaru wrx).

    Anyways, she comes to my place finally a few days later (and planned to stay overnight). My apartment was very small, old, and nothing special, but I loved it. It was a great location. But when she arrived, she looked around and said, "I thought you lived by the intracoastal." All of a sudden it dawned on me that she lived in Ft.Lauderdale where anything near the intracoastal was VERY expensive. She asked where the bathroom was and when I showed her, she refused to use it because there was a crack in the window and a stairway to the upstairs apartment very close to the window. (you couldnt see in though). She looked around my apartment appallingly, and wouldnt even sit down. Then she said, "I thought you were a movie producer." wtf? I told her I did educational video production. She was very disappointed. Then I suggested we walk to the restaurant. It was a nice night and it was only three blocks. She wouldnt walk. Thats no big deal though.. the dinner was very awkward, and I realized that she was looking for someone with far more wealth than I had. Needless to say, she didnt stay overnight. South Florida is a place that can be very hard to date.
    oh man..that was bad
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.
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  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.

    You still haven't told us what her name was, Speedy. WHAT"S HER NAME, YOU BASTARD?!!! :nono:
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..but she ain't messing with no broke.........

    Beast!

    haha, while I looked back on it and realized I should re-word my descriptions of job, car, house, etc,.. I definitely looked broke. But I was saving for down payment on my first house. I actually had a good chunk of money and had a decent paying job. I just didnt flaunt it. But while I was mad that she was nice and sweet before she saw my belongings, I was glad, later on, that I didnt get mixed up with someone like her who threw away a good relationship before knowing the real deal. Nad by real deal, I mean staying overnight.. ha, I kid..
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.

    David Dukes daughter? Yikes.

    I dated 3 guys when I worked at the music library at UCLA. One was great, we went out for a little while. One was the hideous list guy - I wish I remembered his name.

    Third guy - one date, we're driving, he asks if I'm religious. I say I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil. I still live with my parents and they get mad when I light black candles in my room. I hate them and I'm going to kill them one day."

    I swear I am not making this up. Duh, that was our only date.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Enkidu wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.

    David Dukes daughter? Yikes.

    I dated 3 guys when I worked at the music library at UCLA. One was great, we went out for a little while. One was the hideous list guy - I wish I remembered his name.

    Third guy - one date, we're driving, he asks if I'm religious. I say I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil. I still live with my parents and they get mad when I light black candles in my room. I hate them and I'm going to kill them one day."

    I swear I am not making this up. Duh, that was our only date.

    :shock: :shock:
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Enkidu wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.

    David Dukes daughter? Yikes.

    I dated 3 guys when I worked at the music library at UCLA. One was great, we went out for a little while. One was the hideous list guy - I wish I remembered his name.

    Third guy - one date, we're driving, he asks if I'm religious. I say I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil. I still live with my parents and they get mad when I light black candles in my room. I hate them and I'm going to kill them one day."

    I swear I am not making this up. Duh, that was our only date.

    WOW
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    2. about 10-12 years ago in dead of summer, I was at a liquor store picking out a bottle of Vodka. Too many flavors! I stood there feeling very confused. I never drank vodka but wanted to try something different. Then a hot little store employee comes over and starts flirting with me. I remember thinking she was way out of my league, but I had her laughing, so I was on a roll. So I asked her for her number. We decided to meet at TGIFs the following friday.

    Friday comes along, and I got home from work and my power was out. And it was hot as hell. So I lit a candle and tried to shave my grubby old face and I cut a huge gash in my throat. I coundnt get it to stop bleeding. I thought about cancelling the date, but I was kinda desperate at the time, and this girl was awesome and hot. So I wrap my neck up with paper towels and gauze and take a shower. I had to keep one hand on the gash to keep it from bleeding. anyways, I got out of the shower and it was probably 100 degrees in my apartment, so I go in my car in my towel and turned on the AC for awhile. I couldnt cool down. I was in PMS (perpetual man sweat). But I was going to be late if I didnt get inside and get dressed. Also, my clothes needed ironing, but power was still out.

    So I got in the car and rushed to TGIFs. I looked in the mirror as I was driving, I was a sweaty bloody mess... blood had run down into my shirt because I was so sweaty. ANyways, I cleaned myself up as good as possible in the car, and I bought a new shirt at the mall (right next tto TGIF). I made it only 5-10 minutes late. I waited at the bar and she never showed up.

    The bartender bought me a few drinks though, and I got hammered and took a cab home. The girl never answered her phone after that, so I went back to the liquor store where she worked and bought another bottle of vodka. I just wanted a to hear her reason. She said her cat pissed in her closet on all her clothes. She said sorry, and she'd still meet me for a drink sometime. No thanks, I think I lost too much blood on that one.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Enkidu wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.

    David Dukes daughter? Yikes.

    I dated 3 guys when I worked at the music library at UCLA. One was great, we went out for a little while. One was the hideous list guy - I wish I remembered his name.

    Third guy - one date, we're driving, he asks if I'm religious. I say I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil. I still live with my parents and they get mad when I light black candles in my room. I hate them and I'm going to kill them one day."

    I swear I am not making this up. Duh, that was our only date.
    :shock:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • supadupa
    supadupa Chicago Posts: 377
    edited February 2013
    I got asked out to dinner by a friend of a friend who was new in town. He wanted me to come pick him up because he didn't feel like driving. He made all sorts of little critical remarks during dinner, about my appearance, my job, my hobbies, pretty much everything. Also, he told me that my meal was "way too big". I don't know why he cared about that, because he didn't even offer to pay for it. He also spent a lot of time talking about his ex-wife, and also about how much he hates his family. It was not a fun conversation.

    After dinner he wanted to do something else, so he suggested we see a movie. I paid for my own ticket. He kept leaning over to talk to me during the movie, which is a huge no-no! After the movie, I drove him back to his house. He invited me in, and I declined. He attempted to kiss me, which I deflected. He sent me a text later that night telling me he had a great time and he wanted to do it again. I politely told him no thanks.

    I actually didn't go out on another date for like 6 months after that because I had such a miserable time. :lol:
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  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Halfway through dinner he told me his grandfather was a grand dragon or wizard or whatever stupid name those stupid racist people call themselves. Worst part is he seemed proud!

    Holy shit! are you in Florida too? I dated a girl who was David Dukes daughter. I didnt know while I was dating her. She had a brother. She was insane. INSANE.


    No Texas, but he was from LA and yes he was crazy and creepy.

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