Describe the most disastrous date you've been on

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JonnyPistachio
JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Title says it all. I've had two that we're pretty bad. I wish I had written them all down though.. some doozies.

:corn:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    She talked for 6 hours, i said nothing
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    Went to Ocean City, NJ with this guy and we spent pretty much all day there – and it was a first date. Longest first date ever.

    Ended up with a wicked sunburn and a distaste for my date. :lol:
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Title says it all. I've had two that we're pretty bad. I wish I had written them all down though.. some doozies.

    :corn:

    So we're just supposed to describe our disasters and you give us nothing? :nono:

    Details Mr. Pistachio, then we'll talk. Maybe.... :P
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    the first date with my ex. it was when we were in college, went to the sizzler, then wrecked my life for 20+ years. the end.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Title says it all. I've had two that we're pretty bad. I wish I had written them all down though.. some doozies.

    :corn:

    Do tell.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,812
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    oh boy!!those are crazy..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    hey, im the host of this thread! You all first! just kiddin.. eating, lunch, then i'll type.. ;)

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,812
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    Oh yeah..
    Bimbo once FAILED the written test to become a janitor.

    She STUDIED? To take a test to become a janitor, and FAILED the written test?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    I may have posted this before -

    Went out with a guy I was working with in the music library at UCLA. I had to drive, he didn't drive (was from Boston or NYC). We had an okay time, dinner, went back to his place, had wine. He walked me to my car, handed me a note and it said:

    "These are the things you'll have to change if you want to keep going out with me. Number one, stop smoking. I won't date a smoker. Number two, don't talk about your roommates so much, I don't know them or care about them. Etc."

    Really, truly. First and last date.
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    Oh yeah..
    Bimbo once FAILED the written test to become a janitor.

    She STUDIED? To take a test to become a janitor, and FAILED the written test?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    What? What kind of test? HILARIOUS.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,812
    How hard can the written test be, to become a janitor at a High-School.

    Sample Question:

    What do you do when some poor kid vomits in the hallway?

    A. Throw some of that sawdust crap on it, and sweep it away?
    B. Stuff marshmellows up your ass, and dance like a chicken?
    C. Call 9-11 and evacuate the building?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    Enkidu wrote:
    I may have posted this before -

    Went out with a guy I was working with in the music library at UCLA. I had to drive, he didn't drive (was from Boston or NYC). We had an okay time, dinner, went back to his place, had wine. He walked me to my car, handed me a note and it said:

    "These are the things you'll have to change if you want to keep going out with me. Number one, stop smoking. I won't date a smoker. Number two, don't talk about your roommates so much, I don't know them or care about them. Etc."

    Really, truly. First and last date.


    WOW!
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.

    WOW!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    How hard can the written test be, to become a janitor at a High-School.

    Sample Question:

    What do you do when some poor kid vomits in the hallway?

    A. Throw some of that sawdust crap on it, and sweep it away?
    B. Stuff marshmellows up your ass, and dance like a chicken?
    C. Call 9-11 and evacuate the building?

    Look what I just bought you


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8hDGGFOCe6RYt7XYX0fJ1DWf4GQLlYxbQzhrXvsphQFSpPYXMdA
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Enkidu wrote:
    I may have posted this before -

    Went out with a guy I was working with in the music library at UCLA. I had to drive, he didn't drive (was from Boston or NYC). We had an okay time, dinner, went back to his place, had wine. He walked me to my car, handed me a note and it said:

    "These are the things you'll have to change if you want to keep going out with me. Number one, stop smoking. I won't date a smoker. Number two, don't talk about your roommates so much, I don't know them or care about them. Etc."

    Really, truly. First and last date.
    wtf??
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Was dating some bimbo about 20 years ago, it was Thanksgiving Day and I was visiting my parents, solo. I was supposed to go meet the bimbo and her family, after dinner with my folks. I arrive at bimbos family house, and introduce myself to everyone in the room. The whole time I see bimbo standing there with some weird look in her eyes. When I walk up to bimbo she says to me: Whats her name? I say:HUH? Bimbo says: I know damned well you were not at your parents all this time, so whats her name.

    I turned around shook everyones hand, said it was a pleasure meeting everyone, and never saw Bimbo again.
    Oh yeah..
    Bimbo once FAILED the written test to become a janitor.

    She STUDIED? To take a test to become a janitor, and FAILED the written test?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    best part of the story
    :lol:
    studied and failed the janitorial test
    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    must be back at 90's,met a girl at bar we end up at her place...

    see her one more time after 2 days..

    after 2-3 weeks he pass from my place....

    was strange how she knew where was my house

    she told me she was pregnant 2 months and it was mine..

    i never laughed so hard in my life..

    after i told her i know her 2-3 weeks only,how is this possible,she continue the lie and told me a mother knows

    then i play the card,that cant happen cos i have healthy issue and cant have babies..

    took her 20 seconds to leave my place.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    must be back at 90's,met a girl at bar we end up at her place...

    see her one more time after 2 days..

    after 2-3 weeks he pass from my place....

    was strange how she knew where was my house

    she told me she was pregnant 2 months and it was mine..

    i never laughed so hard in my life..

    after i told her i know her 2-3 weeks only,how is this possible,she continue the lie and told me a mother knows

    then i play the card,that cant happen cos i have healthy issue and cant have babies..

    took her 20 seconds to leave my place.. :lol:

    She of all people should know that you can't have babies that way...
  • 81
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    We should cherish our dates. It's always special when you can share a moment with someone else, whether it is just one date or 10000 dates.
    81 is now off the air

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