ISO one Wrigley ticket for my 109 yr old Grandmother

Slap upside the head
Slap upside the head Posts: 904
edited February 2013 in The Porch
She is legally blind & deaf but she can sense sounds and movement. It would mean the world to her to be
able to experience this once in a lifetime event.
She is also not above exchanging sexual favors for anyone kind enough to offer up a ticket.
GA preferred as she is not as spry as she was 10 years ago and the climb up to the bleachers would
probably kill her and ruin my night.

Anyone?
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  • Shorty
    Shorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
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  • Greatplainsman...
    Greatplainsman... Posts: 842
    This post finally got me. Yes, you can have mine. No sexual favors. Just pay what I paid for the ticket and its yours.

































    :fp:








    I hate to bump this. But seems a lot of people round here need to grow up, prioritize, and quit griping! Your negative energy on the forum isn't welcome.














    PS
    Very creative post. I'm sure you think your very witty and cute. Probably the only one.
    Jmtc

    Best wishes and Peace :D
    IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!!!!!
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    IBTL
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
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  • Slap upside the head
    Slap upside the head Posts: 904
    Greatplainsman... wrote:
    This post finally got me. Yes, you can have mine. No sexual favors. Just pay what I paid for the ticket and its yours.

































    :fp:








    I hate to bump this. But seems a lot of people round here need to grow up, prioritize, and quit griping! Your negative energy on the forum isn't welcome.














    PS
    Very creative post. I'm sure you think your very witty and cute. Probably the only one.
    Jmtc

    Best wishes and Peace :D

    Witty - up for debate but my Grandma says I am cute as a fucking button.

    ps. you need to discover soap and a sense of humor.
  • DriftingByTheStorm
    DriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Witty - up for debate but my Grandma says I am cute as a fucking button.

    Your grandmother is blind you fucking idiot!
    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    (Joke. Kat. Joke!)
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Witty - up for debate but my Grandma says I am cute as a fucking button.

    Your grandmother is blind you fucking idiot!
    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    (Joke. Kat. Joke!)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Witty - up for debate but my Grandma says I am cute as a fucking button.

    Your grandmother is blind you fucking idiot!
    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    (Joke. Kat. Joke!)

    :lol::lol::lol:

    don't worry about the mods. they clearly take a LONG break from this place after ticket sales (and rightfully so!).
  • Slap upside the head
    Slap upside the head Posts: 904
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Witty - up for debate but my Grandma says I am cute as a fucking button.

    Your grandmother is blind you fucking idiot!
    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    (Joke. Kat. Joke!)

    she hasn't always been blind you fucking moron.
  • PJfanPA
    PJfanPA Posts: 130
    She can feel the vibrations! ha ha ha
    09/02/00 04/28/03 07/05/03 07/06/03 07/12/03 10/01/04 10/03/05 05/13/06 05/27/06 05/28/06 06/01/06 06/03/06
  • on2legs
    on2legs Posts: 15,969
    If your Grandma will pick me up a poster, I'll hook her up with ticket for face. :D
    1996: Randall's Island 2  1998: East Rutherford | MSG 1 & 2  2000: Cincinnati | Columbus | Jones Beach 1, 2, & 3 | Boston 1 | Camden 1 & 2 2003: Philadelphia | Uniondale | MSG 1 & 2 | Holmdel  2005: Atlantic City 1  2006: Camden 1 | East Rutherford 1 & 2 2008: Camden 1 & 2 | MSG 1 & 2 (#25) | Newark (EV)  2009: Philadelphia 1, 2 & 4  2010: Newark | MSG 1 & 2  2011: Toronto 1  2013: Wrigley Field | Brooklyn 2 | Philadelphia 1 & 2 | Baltimore  2015: Central Park  2016: Philadelphia 1 & 2 | MSG 1 & 2 | Fenway Park 2 | MSG (TOTD)  2017: Brooklyn (RnR HOF)  2020: MSG | Asbury Park  2021: Asbury Park  2022: MSG | Camden | Nashville  2024: MSG 1 & 2 (#50) | Philadelphia 1 & 2 | Baltimore  2025: Raleigh


  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Got any pics? I think I can work out a deal
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    PJfanPA wrote:
    She can feel the vibrations! ha ha ha

    Just get a stereo with a subwoofer and fan. :D
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • Slap upside the head
    Slap upside the head Posts: 904
    on2legs wrote:
    If your Grandma will pick me up a poster, I'll hook her up with ticket for face. :D

    Sadly, the passing of time have not been kind to her face.
    Will head suffice?
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    ISO one ticket for my pocket dog, if anyone has one she would really appreciate it. It has always been her dream to take a steamer on Wrigley field.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm looking for an extra for my average looking middle aged girlfriend. She's an average fan, so Average seats would be ok.
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    I have an obstructed view seat that would perfect for her.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
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