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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "I had to be on my toes...like a midget at a urinal.."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    pjhawks wrote:
    Planes Trains and Automobiles - classic scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4CgLRcY ... re=related

    I would have gone with ...

    "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!"
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,027
    evenflow wrote:
    "What are you guy's, some kinda exterminators or something?'

    "Yeah, someone saw a cockroach on the third floor."

    "That must be some cockroach."

    "It'll bite your head off man."

    I'm being a bit of a stickler here but the man actually asks them if they were "some kind of a cosmonaut" to which Venkman replies that "No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    nice beaver

    thanks - i just had it stuffed
    One of my all time faves. :lol:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,027
    satansbedbugs wrote:
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    8 year olds dude

    So, I see you rolled your way into the semis... Leo and me , were gonna fuck you up !! Let me tell you something pendejo...... you pull some shit and flash that piece out on the lanes , ill take it away from you , stick that shit up your ass on pull the trigger until it go ,,,,,,click..........dont fuck with the jesus.....


    It's Liam....not Leo.

    Fuckin' amature
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • evenflow
    evenflow Posts: 401
    "Hey Ray, tell him about the twinkie."

    "What about the twinkie, Ray?"
    It's all about the music...

    http://www.myspace.com/christianjame (Music Page)

    Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/19598996 (Personal Page)
  • koda74
    koda74 Posts: 86
    Nicholas Angel: Oy! When's your birthday?
    Underage Drinker #1: 22nd of February.
    Nicholas Angel: What year?
    Underage Drinker #1: Every year!
    Nicholas Angel: Get out!


    Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
    Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.


    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    "You're a bitch and you're gonna die of diabetes"

    Lol, I love that movie :)
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Excuse me miss, what is the Soup du Jour?

    It's the soup of the day.

    Mmmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

    9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
    5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
    8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
    EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
  • lukinvedder
    lukinvedder Posts: 203
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:
    "you see this larry!?! this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!!!"

    ---the big lebowski (if watching on network television).

    :lol: censorship boo!

    "your mom sucks cocks in hell" :lol:
    Christchurch, New Zealand 2009

  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Wooderson: Say Man, you got a joint?
    Mitch: No, not on me man
    Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did

    I love Dazed and Confused.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,271
    *There's no crying in baseball*

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    nice beaver

    thanks - i just had it stuffed


    :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    So Patrick, what do you do?

    I'm in Murders and Executions.

    What?

    Mergers and Acquisitions.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    So Patrick, what do you do?

    I'm in Murders and Executions.

    What?

    Mergers and Acquisitions.
    :lol::lol:

    Love that movie!
    I lost a bet...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    So Patrick, what do you do?

    I'm in Murders and Executions.

    What?

    Mergers and Acquisitions.

    :thumbup: That flick has so many good ones, but thats maybe the best!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    So Patrick, what do you do?

    I'm in Murders and Executions.

    What?

    Mergers and Acquisitions.

    :thumbup: That flick has so many good ones, but thats maybe the best!


    i gotta buy this movie , stat
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    davidtrios wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    So Patrick, what do you do?

    I'm in Murders and Executions.

    What?

    Mergers and Acquisitions.

    :thumbup: That flick has so many good ones, but thats maybe the best!


    i gotta buy this movie , stat

    Sabrina, dont just stare at it, eat it. :shock:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Sabrina, dont just stare at it, eat it. :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: I think that might actually be my favorite line!!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Sabrina, dont just stare at it, eat it. :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: I think that might actually be my favorite line!!!!

    I wouldve never guessed. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • push me and i will resist
    push me and i will resist Posts: 958
    "They fuck you in the drive-thru!!! First they rob you, then they Fuck you"

    Leo Getz

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