Things Men Do... When Women Aren't Around

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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.

    Hey man, what you do with her hairbrush is your business. I don't judge.

    My ass isn't hairy enough to brush it.
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  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Back to it.

    Ask for directions.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    talk to other women
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Watch movies about gladiators.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    sing show tunes
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Drink right from the carton
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Drink right from the carton
    and leave the empty carton in the fridge
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Drink right from the carton
    and leave the empty carton in the fridge

    Shit man, I can't bring myself to do that...
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    this thread got weird there for a minute :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    gotta admit, when i'm home alone for a few days....

    i lounge in my underwear
    leave empty beer cans where ever it becomes empty
    and some other unmentionable stuff.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.
    haha. my wife hates when I do this.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.

    left to right.
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  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,900
    man... 90% of the stuff in this thread is stuff my girlfriend does and I bitch at her for it....

    guess I know who wears the pants at our place.... :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    shep wrote:
    man... 90% of the stuff in this thread is stuff my girlfriend does and I bitch at her for it....

    guess I know who wears the panties at our place.... :lol:

    #fixed
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.


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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.

    Wipe? Who needs to wipe when you've got a fancy bidet?
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    and i don't replace empty toilet paper rolls. fuck that.

    Please don't elaborate as to how you wipe your ass.


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    Does it tickle?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Does it tickle?

    a little bit...but i like it. :oops:
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