Things Men Do... When Women Aren't Around

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    LloydXmas wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    I actually cleaned it once before she was supposed to come.
    that sounds dirty

    Yep :lol:
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    The laundry, vacuum and straighten things up around the house. Maybe light a few candles so the house has a pleasant aroma for her arrival. ;)













    Or we can see how all the furniture feels with no pants on.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    the same stupid things
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    Drop a deuce with the door open.

    :corn:

    I don't
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    100% true. You should see the condition of the ladies room at the bar after a Saturday night. The fairer sex my ass!
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sex my ass!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    100% true. You should see the condition of the ladies room at the bar after a Saturday night. The fairer sex my ass!

    Nasty
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:
    Don't get me started! I lived with 3 chicks before I met my other half! Women's bathrooms are gross!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Dude!!! :nono: :nono:

    Don't get me started on what goes on down there with the grosser sex!!!! :sick::sick::sick:

    Don't get ME started :nono:

    Those little trash cans in bathroom stalls? Yeah, I have to empty those. That shit is gross and 9 times out of 10 it smells horrendous.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    On any given weekend I've got lunkhead friends crashing at my house...sometimes I can't even go into my basement for days because of the atrocities they let out down there!!! :nono:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    On any given weekend I've got lunkhead friends crashing at my house...sometimes I can't even go into my basement for days because of the atrocities they let out down there!!! :nono:

    Smelly vagina

    That is all.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    And ladies... poop is for the toilet, not the stall door, the walls, the trash can OR the floor.
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Men are so gross :sick:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    I don't think you are allowed to complain about hair. There have been numerous times when I go to take a leak and one of my wife's hairs is wrapped around my unit. I'm like wtf is this.

    Maybe this topic should start it's own thread.

    Hey man, what you do with her hairbrush is your business. I don't judge.
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Wait what?? How did that happen?
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Dissidentman wrote:
    And ladies... poop is for the toilet, not the stall door, the walls, the trash can OR the floor.
    I blame the monkeys

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